Which way do you put your toilet paper?(wil help solve an argument if you tell me)

[MikeCouves]

Definately facing out, I hate it when it's on the inside you don't know what to do. Because I smack the TP roll so it comes out and then rip it off with style.

[-J�ker-]

Originally posted by Army


But here is the real poser for all you non-military guys.

In a ration pack, there is included a small packet of TP, no more than a dozen or so smaller than average seperate sheets. There is no way to fold, wad, crumple, scrunch, origami, or be dainty with such a small amount of TP (and it ain't Charmin either).

Here's the age old FNG question----you only have one wipe available, how do you do it thoroughly?

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well i had the unfortunate problem of having to go about 3 miles down a creek that i was rafting down.... no toilet ffor miles all i had was 2 MREs hatchet change of clothes my boat and paddle and the BDUs i was wearin.... so i opned up both MREs t get both the packs of TP but if i onky had one id use my finger then wipe my finger off then clean up the mees left behind with the TP .....if it works it works right!

[InfinatyBPS]

lol Army, guessing the answer is probably gross, you use your hand and use the paper to clean it lol... thats gross but thats my guess...

[StuDawggie]

Originally posted by shartley
I agree as well over the top. And with a house with 4 girls in it, it is an important subject. (Now if I can get them to all learn to PUT A NEW ROLL ON!!!)

My concern would be making sure I put the seat down and there was TP, not how the tp is on the roll.

[cris8762]

well....last year i was on a hiking trip and suddenly i got the squirts..(you all know what i'm talking about..you've been moving around a lot and all of a sudden it hits u and u HAVE TO GO!) well i unbuckle and drop my pack (45lbs.) and go running off into the woods to find a good spot, grabbing big leaves as i go, well i find a good spot, dig a shallow hole with my boots and away i go! then i CAREFULLY pick through the leaves making sure there was no poison ivy,oak,sumac, etc.....i must say that the dew on the remaining leaves was quite refreshing and made it easy.....anyways....if u are ever in the woods and use leaves MAKE SURE TO LOOK AT THE LEAVES TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS "POISON"

[wes]

BE A MAN AND USE YOUR HAND LOL haaha i like it facing me because its nicer. i dont like it on the other side becaue when your "going" in the dark and its humid then the toliet paper sticks to the paper thing and you can get it. lol

[Army]

Yup!
Unwrap the pack, poke your finger through it, wipe with finger, then draw finger back through pack, wiping off finger!

Remember to not eat anything with that hand before you can wash it!

[paintbattler]

i do it the other way u do it because i have no idea, lol

[Will Wood]

I leave it on top of the current empty roll, which my dad put there after yelling at me for being a lazy bum not bothering to put the new roll on. He said I'm going to not be succesful in life because of this.

Tip: If you want to become sucesfull, know the rules of TP.

As for folding or just shufing it up there, I usually just scunch, enless I want to waste time or get away from something, and fold so it takes longer.

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by Will Wood
I leave it on top of the current empty roll, which my dad put there after yelling at me for being a lazy bum not bothering to put the new roll on. He said I'm going to not be succesful in life because of this.

Lol pretty much the same thing with me heheh

[Krazy Ivan]

The devil puts the tp facing in. Now children where would you like to be. In the devil's bathroom??

[FrAuStY]

What if you don't use toilet paper?


LOL J/K!!!! Mines always put on with the "sheet in waiting" (TK "ball in waiting" research for chopping ) falling over the front of the roll. This way.. you don't have to lean that extra 3 inches to reach the back. Sometimes.. when I'm lazy.. I just stand the roll on end.. then it doesn't matter which way it hangs

BTW... I think this isn't really to solve a problem/argument.. I thinks it to learn a little bit about peoples' bathroom habits.

[ronron2112]

so its away from the wall!! thy shall not scratch thy knuckles.

[PaintballSucka]

I run to the bathroom look for the paper, then hold it in my hand.

[The Frymarker]

Actually it is supposed to be over the top in front and the first section is supposed to be folded be the corners to make a point for the next person.

However in my humble abode we can have the tp on a roll because of the kids, they figured out how to get at it either way and I don't know how many times I have had to fix the toilet because it was backed up.

I have to hide it either on top of the sink or in the cabinet under the sink!!

Good question though...points to ponder on the can