*Kaye Helmet and Colonel Tech. Jon are in testing range with an E-mag with level 10*
scene begins with a few "air-shots" from E-Mag
K. HELMET: Wait. (Puts barrel plug in, lifts up mask) What happened? Where are they?
Jon: I don't know, sir. We must have out-shot the revolution.
K. HELMET: And what do we do next? Get a Richochet?
Jon: No, sir.
K.HELMET: Well, find something, we need to shoot faster!
Jon: Yes, sir. (over loudspeaker) Prepare E-mag
for warp feed.
K. HELMET: No, no, no, Warp Feed is too slow.
Jon: Warp Feed, too slow?
K. HELMET: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous feed
Jon: (gasp) Ludicrous Feed? Sir, we've never shot that fast before. I don't know if this E-mag can take it.
K. HELMET: What's the matter, Jon, think you might break it?
Jon: (on microphone in high pitch) Prepare E-Mag.. (clears throat..back to normal) Prepare E-Mag for Ludicrous Feed. Fasten all harnesses, seal all valves and remotes, close all pods in the harness, secure all paintballs in the hopper....
K. HELMET: (takes the microphone) Gimme that you petty excuse for an Airsmith!
Jon: *buckles hands to foregrip*
K. HELMET: (in microphone) Now hear this, ludicrous feed....
Jon: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
K. Helmet: Aah, buckle this. (in microphone) Ludicrous Feed, Go!
Ok, so I was bored...
scene begins with a few "air-shots" from E-Mag
K. HELMET: Wait. (Puts barrel plug in, lifts up mask) What happened? Where are they?
Jon: I don't know, sir. We must have out-shot the revolution.
K. HELMET: And what do we do next? Get a Richochet?
Jon: No, sir.
K.HELMET: Well, find something, we need to shoot faster!
Jon: Yes, sir. (over loudspeaker) Prepare E-mag
for warp feed.
K. HELMET: No, no, no, Warp Feed is too slow.
Jon: Warp Feed, too slow?
K. HELMET: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous feed
Jon: (gasp) Ludicrous Feed? Sir, we've never shot that fast before. I don't know if this E-mag can take it.
K. HELMET: What's the matter, Jon, think you might break it?
Jon: (on microphone in high pitch) Prepare E-Mag.. (clears throat..back to normal) Prepare E-Mag for Ludicrous Feed. Fasten all harnesses, seal all valves and remotes, close all pods in the harness, secure all paintballs in the hopper....
K. HELMET: (takes the microphone) Gimme that you petty excuse for an Airsmith!
Jon: *buckles hands to foregrip*
K. HELMET: (in microphone) Now hear this, ludicrous feed....
Jon: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
K. Helmet: Aah, buckle this. (in microphone) Ludicrous Feed, Go!
Ok, so I was bored...
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