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  • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
    battle royale
    • Sep 2001
    • 3222

    #1

    Diarrhea rhymes...


    For all you childish AOers - here ya go...
    I'm very bored.
    This calls for brown
    O yeah and don't worry I'm not obsessed with diarrhea....
    I copied and pasted from another site.

    there

    When you're feeling kind sick
    and you need a toilet quick
    diarrhea

    When you're sliding into third
    and you feel a little turd
    diarrhea

    When you're sliding into second
    and you feel somthing beckon
    diarrhea

    When you're sliding into home
    and you feel a burst of foam
    diarrhea

    When you're driving in your chevy
    and you feel somthing heavy
    diarrhea

    When you're driving down the road
    and you gotta drop a load
    diarrhea

    When you're driving in your Porsche
    and you feel something scorch
    diarrhea

    When your friends think its funny
    but its really hot and runny
    diarrhea

    No pain, no strain,
    just sit and let it drain
    diarrhea

    If you're feeling kinda funky
    cuz your butt is kinda skunky
    diarrhea

    If you think you hear it raining
    perhaps your butt is draining
    diarrhea

    When your in the pool
    and your butt begins to drool
    diarrhea

    When your stomach's really hurting
    and your but starts squirting
    diarrhea

    If your running really fast
    cuz its squirting out your A**
    diarrhea

    You don't feel like a winner
    when your butt blows out your dinner
    diarrhea

    You really want to shout
    as it keeps on dripping out
    diarrhea

    You're sitting on the pot
    cuz its comming out a lot
    diarrhea

    You think you're gonna fart
    but you blow your pants apart
    diarrhea

    It sounds just like a horn
    as your butt pops out some corn
    diarrhea

    If your butt's about to spew
    and there's nothing you can do
    diarrhea

    When you eat Pizza Hut
    and your A** won't stay shut
    diarrhea

    When you've just eaten a wiener
    and your *craps* a little greener
    diarrhea

    When it hits you in a flash
    and it makes a gooey splash
    diarrhea

    When you're rolling' like a tire
    cuz your intestines are on fire
    diarrhea

    When the feeling's not that nice
    and you have to flush it twice
    diarrhea

    When you're on the seat for hours
    and it doesn't smell like flowers
    diarrhea

    When your stomach starts a rollin'
    and you're cleaning out your colon
    diarrhea

    Toilet paper you need to gather
    cuz your butt worked up a lather
    diarrhea

    You think you're feeling better
    but you keep on getting wetter
    diarrhea

    If you think your friends are jokin'
    but your pants are brown and soakin'
    diarrhea

    When your eating toaster strudels
    and it's squirting out like noodles
    diarrhea

    When you think its just a poop
    but it comes out like soup
    diarrhea

    When you're riding on the tram
    and your butt begins to jam
    diarrhea

    When you're playing with your pet
    and your butt is moist and wet
    diarrhea

    When you're playing in the park
    and you're seeing somthing dark
    diarrhea

    When you're looking at a movie
    and out comes a poopie
    diarrhea

    When you think you've got to fart
    but your butt shoots out a dart
    diarrhea

    When you're climbing up the ladder
    and you hear something splatter
    diarrhea

    When you're sitting on the bowl
    and stuff is dripping from your hole
    diarrhea

    When you're standing in the rain
    and you're screaming out in pain
    diarrhea

    Your stomach's feeling wavy
    while your butt is making gravy
    diarrhea

    If you feel the need to scream
    cuz your but spews out a cream
    diarrhea

    If your fun begins to fizzle
    cuz you start to feel it drizzle
    diarrhea

    You really want to play
    but your butt begins to spray
    diarrhea

    You know you're having trouble
    when your butt begins to bubble
    diarrhea

    That's the way it goes
    when your butt thinks it's a hose
    diarrhea






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  • Polishpickles451
    mag to cocker sellout ...
    • Mar 2002
    • 728

    #2
    so unwholesome...

    but i read the whole thing

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    • RomulanAle
      Romulan Comander
      • Apr 2002
      • 77

      #3
      Re: Diarrhea rhymes...

      Originally posted by CoFFeY[NiTrO]

      For all you childish AOers - here ya go...
      I'm very bored.
      This calls for brown
      O yeah and don't worry I'm not obsessed with diarrhea....
      I copied and pasted from another site.

      there

      When you're feeling kind sick
      and you need a toilet quick
      diarrhea

      When you're sliding into third
      and you feel a little turd
      diarrhea

      When you're sliding into second
      and you feel somthing beckon
      diarrhea

      When you're sliding into home
      and you feel a burst of foam
      diarrhea

      When you're driving in your chevy
      and you feel somthing heavy
      diarrhea

      When you're driving down the road
      and you gotta drop a load
      diarrhea

      When you're driving in your Porsche
      and you feel something scorch
      diarrhea

      When your friends think its funny
      but its really hot and runny
      diarrhea

      No pain, no strain,
      just sit and let it drain
      diarrhea

      If you're feeling kinda funky
      cuz your butt is kinda skunky
      diarrhea

      If you think you hear it raining
      perhaps your butt is draining
      diarrhea

      When your in the pool
      and your butt begins to drool
      diarrhea

      When your stomach's really hurting
      and your but starts squirting
      diarrhea

      If your running really fast
      cuz its squirting out your A**
      diarrhea

      You don't feel like a winner
      when your butt blows out your dinner
      diarrhea

      You really want to shout
      as it keeps on dripping out
      diarrhea

      You're sitting on the pot
      cuz its comming out a lot
      diarrhea

      You think you're gonna fart
      but you blow your pants apart
      diarrhea

      It sounds just like a horn
      as your butt pops out some corn
      diarrhea

      If your butt's about to spew
      and there's nothing you can do
      diarrhea

      When you eat Pizza Hut
      and your A** won't stay shut
      diarrhea

      When you've just eaten a wiener
      and your *craps* a little greener
      diarrhea

      When it hits you in a flash
      and it makes a gooey splash
      diarrhea

      When you're rolling' like a tire
      cuz your intestines are on fire
      diarrhea

      When the feeling's not that nice
      and you have to flush it twice
      diarrhea

      When you're on the seat for hours
      and it doesn't smell like flowers
      diarrhea

      When your stomach starts a rollin'
      and you're cleaning out your colon
      diarrhea

      Toilet paper you need to gather
      cuz your butt worked up a lather
      diarrhea

      You think you're feeling better
      but you keep on getting wetter
      diarrhea

      If you think your friends are jokin'
      but your pants are brown and soakin'
      diarrhea

      When your eating toaster strudels
      and it's squirting out like noodles
      diarrhea

      When you think its just a poop
      but it comes out like soup
      diarrhea

      When you're riding on the tram
      and your butt begins to jam
      diarrhea

      When you're playing with your pet
      and your butt is moist and wet
      diarrhea

      When you're playing in the park
      and you're seeing somthing dark
      diarrhea

      When you're looking at a movie
      and out comes a poopie
      diarrhea

      When you think you've got to fart
      but your butt shoots out a dart
      diarrhea

      When you're climbing up the ladder
      and you hear something splatter
      diarrhea

      When you're sitting on the bowl
      and stuff is dripping from your hole
      diarrhea

      When you're standing in the rain
      and you're screaming out in pain
      diarrhea

      Your stomach's feeling wavy
      while your butt is making gravy
      diarrhea

      If you feel the need to scream
      cuz your but spews out a cream
      diarrhea

      If your fun begins to fizzle
      cuz you start to feel it drizzle
      diarrhea

      You really want to play
      but your butt begins to spray
      diarrhea

      You know you're having trouble
      when your butt begins to bubble
      diarrhea

      That's the way it goes
      when your butt thinks it's a hose
      diarrhea





      Thanks I think I'm going to be sick now
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      • BTAutoMag
        AO's Problem Child
        • Oct 2001
        • 7199

        #4
        you forgott the most important one...

        when youre sliding into first
        and you feel a sudden burst
        diarea
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        • Skittle
          Insert clever phrase here
          • May 2002
          • 305

          #5
          whoa what a poetic soul u guys have....
          Skittle- Your partner in crime.

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          • PaInTbAlLeR476
            Rockin' the Cocker
            • Dec 2001
            • 512

            #6
            OMG i havent laughed that hard in ages. Go ahead people call me childish and immature idc i get a crack outta the stuip stuff in life.
            Rockin' the Cocker.



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            • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
              battle royale
              • Sep 2001
              • 3222

              #7
              i changed the font to GodFather

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              • RiddalinJunkie08
                3...2...1...10 seconds...
                • May 2003
                • 322

                #8
                quite possibly the funniest thing ive heard all week!
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                • Ryknow
                  Proud pneumag owner.
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 816

                  #9
                  when your runnin down a hill
                  and you hear something spill
                  diarrhea
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                  • shartley
                    paintball player
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 9169

                    #10

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                    • shartley
                      paintball player
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 9169

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ascreennam3
                      oh wow. Everyone is now stupider having read that
                      And that is proof enough.... more stupid.


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                      • TigerMan
                        Meeoooow!
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 1100

                        #12
                        I said this stuff in like the 3rd grade. Not anymore though.
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                        • mag-hatter
                          OOOOOOOOO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 1069

                          #13
                          when you're bombing north korea
                          and your friends dont want to see ya
                          diarrhia
                          MY PRETTY PRETTY FREEFLOW ON EBAY! GET SOME WHILE ITS HOT AND FALLING OUT OF THE COW!

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                          • -=Squid=-

                            #14
                            When your running down the hall
                            and you feel something fall
                            diarrhea

                            When your diving off the board
                            and you feel a big old hoard
                            diarrhea

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                            • giblit
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 359

                              #15
                              nothing like childish humor to brighten up my day.
                              giblit

                              AO member 4 life

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