If I was a superhero...

[845]

I would like to be ability to...be immortal like the Highlander dude.

[FatMan]

I can't post my super power here - it would raise the ire of the mods. If anyone saw the old Chevy Chase movie "Modern Problems" there is a scene where his wife is in bed and he is standing at the other side of the room and he "thinks" at her and she ...

That's it!

FatMan

omnipitance!!!!
Or the ability to know what people are thinking

not sure if you meant these to be the same thing, but they are not. omniscient is knowing everything - omnipotent is the ability to do everything - I'm not sure what omnipitance is!

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by FatMan
I can't post my super power here - it would raise the ire of the mods. If anyone saw the old Chevy Chase movie "Modern Problems" there is a scene where his wife is in bed and he is standing at the other side of the room and he "thinks" at her and she ...

I forgot about that one. Good call.

[cris8762]

hmm....powers....... i would either pick xray vision , or the ability to levitate and lift up other objects with my mind..... or be super strong(oh wait..i already have that )

[Will Wood]

To make all paintballs bounce off me and my gun and not break. mwhahahahaha.

[davidb]

Dock 30 points from Cliffio for spelling grammar incorrectly while correcting someone's grammar.

Miscue, wouldn't that cause your head to implode?

I would like to be able to manipulate gravity at will. So, you think your cocker shoots farther, eh? Care put put money on that?

[Mango]

IF I could be a superhero, I would be a Jedi Knight!! And have all thier powers. Yeah baby!

[MicrOMag]

Originally posted by FatMan
If anyone saw the old Chevy Chase movie "Modern Problems"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>God I hate Chevy Chase.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Bang bang to his head. Same with Steve Martin.

[RT_Luver]

I would like to be able to fly or go invisible or teleport or persuade ppl


haha...kinda like star wars how they persuade ppl. go too your field and be like "you wanna give me free paint, and and sponser my team"

[-J�ker-]

like mango said i woulkd wanna be a Jedi and have all that power@!!! id walk up top all the fine girls at work and be like.... 'you want to hook up with me' (using the mind controlling power) and they be like o yea

[Timmee]

I'd like the ability to manipulate matter in any way, shape, or form. Then I'd put a $100 on the ground, and manipulate the weight until it weighed like 200 lbs. It'd be fun to just watch people try to pick it up.

[animal]

Funny no one mentioned:

See into the future :) Imagine the possibilities.

Second choice, the ability to exist at will in an ethereal plane of some kind. If I can't get all of the cars off the road, I can just go through them :)

[ShooterJM]

Gonna go with the ability to rearrange and manipulate matter with my mind (telekenetic to the sub-molecular level including waves and particles). Hahaah that would RULE! Seriously, I would rule you all. Or at least colorado...

[SqueegeeKid]

ESP like Tetsuo from AKIRA.
That opens up alotta possiblities........

[automagruss]

i wish i could make all the idiots who tell stories that are so far out there that you cant believe them, just burst into flames when ever they open there stupid mouths.