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  • Vex
    Superiorly Inferior
    • Jun 2001
    • 1871

    #1

    You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."


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  • -Jôker-
    AOs Original JoKeR
    • Nov 2000
    • 2132

    #2
    isnt it great how southerners can make fun of white trash lol

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    • wicked_mag
      BlingBling
      • Jun 2001
      • 371

      #3
      u no it god bless america
      I'm not a juvenile delinquent, i'm only a troubled teen


      BLING BLING

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      • BTAutoMag
        AO's Problem Child
        • Oct 2001
        • 7199

        #4
        he he he
        white trash...


        last trash day in our neighborhood (rich people live here and i dont know why we do) there was a nice oak desk sitting out accross the street and my mom said "zac go grabe it..."
        "no"
        "just go grab it really quickly no one will see"
        "ai't" (yes i was raised in the south)
        so i run over and grab it. on the way back i look at my mom and say...

        hey mom... can you say, "WHITE TRASH"

        fun times
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        • -Jôker-
          AOs Original JoKeR
          • Nov 2000
          • 2132

          #5
          hey free stuff is GOOD!

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          • RT_Luver
            Co-Official AO Penguin
            • Jan 2002
            • 1827

            #6
            Re: You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

            Originally posted by phazeshifter
            You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
            YOU KNOW IT


            You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

            hmmm....chicken






            You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
            Cant say that, but on a trip the our youth group took down to Charlotte, SC wehad one on the hood of our bus NO lIE

            You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
            hehe...ya'll just dont know



            Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
            I maybe southern...but i believe a women should be respected with the utmost ...uh..respectfullness

            You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
            aint no lie there


            You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
            down that stuff faster then I can down listeriene, and I must say, listeriene has a VERY good minty taste to it. swallow sum every morinin when I get up. my dad tells me I better not ever become an alcoholic cuz listeriene makes most ppl gag and I love it

            If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

            uhh...SHHH...dont spread the word
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            • RT_Luver
              Co-Official AO Penguin
              • Jan 2002
              • 1827

              #7
              Originally posted by BTAutoMag


              "ai't" (yes i was raised in the south)

              hahaha...American by birth...SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD
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              emagnum board
              14in freak
              12v smoke warp w/ interlink
              drilled 12v revy w/ JMJ impeller and WAS turbo rev board
              shocktech drop
              AGD flatline dovetail adaptor
              68 3000 flatline

              ***soon to be***
              emagnum body rail
              black powder coat
              custom grips from Frymarker

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              • magking1971
                Team Fart Factory
                • May 2001
                • 1089

                #8
                You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

                Maybe the force can be used for good!

                Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women

                Amen brother

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                • Gotenks
                  Ferrari Gas Mileage-140 hp
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 634

                  #9
                  uhh

                  You might be a redneck jedi if you start threads like this.

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                  • Vex
                    Superiorly Inferior
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 1871

                    #10
                    #1: I am Southern--Southern Californian, that is.

                    #2: I'm a transplant to Arkansas thanks to the Air Force.

                    #3: I find Rednecks and white trash funny. So funny, in fact, that I started this thread.

                    #4: I can't say, with ease, the conjunction "y'all". It hurts.

                    #5: They left one out: You might be a redneck Jedi if you've got a blaster/lightsaber rack in your X-Wing fighter.



                    "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
                    ------------
                    --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
                    ------------
                    Think you're ready, Grasshopper?
                    www.ohioshaolin.com

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                    • TransMan
                      Man Beast!!!
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 3152

                      #11
                      oh i got one
                      You might be a redneck jedi if: you use your light saber to witil with

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                      • RT_Luver
                        Co-Official AO Penguin
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 1827

                        #12
                        Originally posted by phazeshifter

                        #4: I can't say, with ease, the conjunction "y'all". It hurts.

                        hahaha....its easy to for me. actually easier then sayin you all
                        Black Warp Left E-mag #EM00163
                        emagnum board
                        14in freak
                        12v smoke warp w/ interlink
                        drilled 12v revy w/ JMJ impeller and WAS turbo rev board
                        shocktech drop
                        AGD flatline dovetail adaptor
                        68 3000 flatline

                        ***soon to be***
                        emagnum body rail
                        black powder coat
                        custom grips from Frymarker

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                        • RT_Luver
                          Co-Official AO Penguin
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 1827

                          #13
                          beina redneck AINT A CRIME. just donwload ONE song for me. get a copy of Charlie Daniels - A Few More Rednecks.....plains it all ya'll. and if you ike it, you know Charlie Daniels aint a small nae down ere in da south youins...he gots alotsa songs out... the devil went down to georgia..THE SONG THAT STARTED IT ALL
                          Black Warp Left E-mag #EM00163
                          emagnum board
                          14in freak
                          12v smoke warp w/ interlink
                          drilled 12v revy w/ JMJ impeller and WAS turbo rev board
                          shocktech drop
                          AGD flatline dovetail adaptor
                          68 3000 flatline

                          ***soon to be***
                          emagnum body rail
                          black powder coat
                          custom grips from Frymarker

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                          • Jonneh
                            A nice fellow.
                            • May 2001
                            • 990

                            #14

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                            • SqueegeeKid
                              I bent my wookie......
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 298

                              #15
                              I started saying ya'll cause of all you NC rednecks that come up to where i work. I guess you rednecks own the company i work at (Sonoco Paper Products)and ya'll coming up here all the time to say stuff and whatnot.

                              Kinda grows on yah like a nasty fungus.

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