Some funny stuff!!!!

[slateman]

I wanted to post the link here so everybody could get a laugh. I take no credit, but I thought I would try and brighten everybody's Monday.

http://forums.paintballcity.com/show...hreadid=242390

[Cliffio]

some of that is really funny but some makes sense, i mean you have to get the person to say it, things cant be assumed, like the one about the 3 kids and no boys, but he asks if there are girls

its gotta be said, i believe

anyways, funny stuff, good job

smell ya later
Cliff

[InfinatyBPS]

HAHA, another reason why I have been going to PBC Lately and checking out the chit chat forums. My fav:

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

[Clare]

my fav:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law

[hawpunch]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
my fav:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law

ooooohhhh...that is such a low blow. but so true .

aloha,

jae park

[PaintballSucka]

someone should slap the questions person.