The mailman kicked my dog!

[wingman898]

I was initialy furious when I read what that moron did to your dog.....but a lot of people here have a point. If your dog wasn't fenced in the yard, tied up, or at least in your site, there isn't too much that you can be pissed about......ahhhh what am i talkin about......if my dog is friendly(likely, because I only own pit bulls) and someone kicked him repeatedly, I'd punch through his breastplate, extract his spine, and settle down by playing fetch with my dog's new spinal toy. But that's just me.

[MikeCouves]

But it was on my property. That's how it is with my animals, we don't need fences or leashes, they wouldn't dare leave the lawn.

Like the new sig image .

[cris8762]

here's a idea, how about next time he delivers the mail u pop out of the bushes and mace HIM! that'll teach him to be more cautious

[MikeCouves]

Well actually I was brewing up a fiendish plan earlier today. I am going to rig up the sprinkler on the lawn that he comes across. When I see he coming, BAM! He won't know what hit him, well, except for the water.

[wingman898]

That'll probably teach him the inner workings of our countries judicial system....not to be more cautious.....here's a tip for you.....LOOK UP THE LEASH LAWS IN YOUR STATE. That'll probably shed some light onto wether you have grounds to be pissed or not. I'd be pissed no matter what the law said but then again....that's just me.

[wingman898]

oh...no.......w..a..t...e.r...........that will surely teach him a thing or two. Go get'em tiger!

[MikeCouves]

Yeah me too. Man gotta do what a man gotta do, and currently, that is get the mailman wet so his morning is cold and uncomfortable .

[cris8762]

ok...sit in a tree with ur mag and a hopper full of paint (frozen if ur feeling really pissed, but i highly dont recommend this) and light the bastard up the second he touches your property...... wait damn....that would give pb another bad story to allow people like joe liebeerman (sp?) to shut down everything we know and love

[MikeCouves]

No I think the sprinkler one is better .

[TigerMan]

Yes, yes do my sprinkler suggestion. Make him miserable and wet. Then do it again the next day! Make him scared to touch your lawn, make him use the sidewalk or whatever until it gets to the point to where he is running to deliver your mail and then getting the heck out of there, lol.

[MikeCouves]

Well actually he returned this morning and apologized to us. Which was the right thing to do, he said that he has had too many bad experiences with dogs, and he gets nervous when they approach him. So I geuss I won't get him wet, that was nice of him to drop by and say sorry.

[Mike72]

Did you introduce him to your dog so that he knows she/he is a nice dog?? Just wondering cause maybe if he gets too know your dog it will save her/him from getting maced or something (the dog). Just wondering.

[billybob_81067]

My dog...

We live out in the country, our dog runs loose, and he's a great dane. He runs around with a goofy look on his face wagging his tail all day long. He is nice to everyone unless they hurt him or act like they're going to throw something at him. If he's on our lawn (unacceptable) we usually yell at him, but once I pointed my finger really fast while yelling and he started growling at me... but then he ran off and didn't do anything. Anyways, point of me telling this is that he would be very nice to the mailman until he got kicked... then he would have ripped off his testicles and swallowed them whole. (man I love my dog )

Under no circumstance would I ever kick a dog until AFTER they bit me at least twice, and even then I'd just probably grab their ear, fold it over and pinch it

Oh yeah... forgot about this, my dog is also very protective of my mom. One time I was playing tag with her and she was running from me and screaming/laughing while I was trying to get her and he came flying out of nowhere growling teeth bared and I was just like WOAH COOL!

[billybob_81067]

Oh yeah...

While I'm still thinking about how stupid my dog is... EVERY SINGLE TIME I pee outside and my dog is somewhere within 100 yards, he will come over, smell the piss puddle, and then pee right where I did. Never fails. LOL! And this happens a lot, cause I pee outside probably 10 times a day or more (I drink a lot of fluids, therefore I pee a lot of fluids!)

[MikeCouves]

Well this mailman was a different one then usual so he didn't know that Molly was friendly and had no intent of harming him. So, don't take chances, kick the dog! Kick it three times .