I hate the dentist, so I try to be an uncooperative patient...
Just bite the dentist when he looks at your teeth and say it was a muscle spasm... be really uncooperative and pretend like you have severe ADD or something. tactfully shut your mouth after they tell you to open wide, gnaw on the tools, take way too long with the suction hose and water if they give it to you. If they're gonna drill, tell them you need a while for the novacaine to set in... ask dumb and or irritating questions, look at them wired when they're looking at you, fake pain, move your mouth around constantly... bla bla bla, I could go on for hours.
Just bite the dentist when he looks at your teeth and say it was a muscle spasm... be really uncooperative and pretend like you have severe ADD or something. tactfully shut your mouth after they tell you to open wide, gnaw on the tools, take way too long with the suction hose and water if they give it to you. If they're gonna drill, tell them you need a while for the novacaine to set in... ask dumb and or irritating questions, look at them wired when they're looking at you, fake pain, move your mouth around constantly... bla bla bla, I could go on for hours.
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