Make Your Own Conspiracy

[845]

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

Heres Mine:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand donuts you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Cheesedoodle made up of wookies with help from the federation.
The conspiracy first started during the time when donuts were invented in Antartica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including dinosaurs becoming extinct.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by there ability to lick there toes.

They want to cow tip PETA and imprison resisters in will's house using bikes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must eat. Since the media is controlled by Al Sharpton we should get our information from Al Gore.

[Bigzamboni]

In order to understand Scandinavians in the Deserts of Nevada you need to realize that everything is controlled by Automags Online made up of Miserly paintball players with help from the Gestapo.
The conspiracy first started during the Invention of the popsicle in an Unidentified space-time continuum loop. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Crowning of the Duke of York.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by frequent adjusting of one's "package".

They want to flog Osama Bin Laden and imprison resisters in Rosie O'Donnel's House using Pushcarts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Circle "None of the above". Since the media is controlled by This girl I know we should get our information from the Republicans.

[dre1919]

My twisted vision:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand free thinkers everywhere being censored by "The Man" you need to realize that everything is controlled by a "The Gov'ment," made up of tree-hugging hippie reformists with help from Aboriginies.
The conspiracy first started during the 50's in Washington, D.C.. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Kennedy Assassination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking.

They want to beat people ninja style with aluminum baseball bats, especially Jim Bakker, and imprison resisters in Alabama using skimobiles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must keep an eye out for anyone smoking with a bat in there hands. Since the media is controlled by "The Man" we should get our information from Cher.

[845]

Since the media is controlled by "The Man" we should get our information from Cher

LOL..that great

[FutureMagOwner]

In order to understand death of Elves you need to realize that everything is controlled by a AutoMags.org made up of Mag Owners with help from Paintballers.
The conspiracy first started during Shatner Ball in Chicago. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Invention of the Automag.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by shooting Trekies.

They want to Bunker Cocker Owners and imprison resisters on Shatners Side using Tanks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must invade. Since the media is controlled by The Federation we should get our information from The Borg.

[bigsarge72]

In reference to Bigzamboni's post:
Whoooaaaa, time out....

everything is controlled by Automags Online made up of Miserly paintball players with help from the Gestapo.
The conspiracy first started during the Invention of the popsicle in an Unidentified space-time continuum loop. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Crowning of the Duke of York.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by frequent adjusting of one's "package".

Uuhhh...Capo and Gracie are part of Automags Online, so therefore they would be included in the conspiracy. However, I bet you would NEVER...EVER, see one of them adjusting one's "package".

Just thought I'd throw that out there

sarge

[Clare]

Uuhhh...Capo and Gracie are part of Automags Online, so therefore they would be included in the conspiracy. However, I bet you would NEVER...EVER, see one of them adjusting one's "package".

yes, thanks for clearing THAT one up. hehe


btw, I don't think TheFrymarker, TooDamnSweet, and Sarah will ever be seen adjusting their "package" either..

[bigsarge72]

My apologies if I left any ladies out...Since I'm new here, I don't know all the ladies of AO yet

sarge

[Vegeta]

Mine turned out diffrent than all of yours.. hmm:


What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand socialism you need to realize that everything is controlled by facist minipulatives made up of the Poliburo with help from the Moaists.
The conspiracy first started during the War in Mother Russia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the fall of Karl Marx.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by there loyalty to the Rodina.

They want to overthrow Capitalism and imprison resisters in Siberia using brute force.

In order to prepare for this, we all must retaliate. Since the media is controlled by Facists we should get our information from teh Intraw3b.

[Bigzamboni]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa


yes, thanks for clearing THAT one up. hehe


btw, I don't think TheFrymarker, TooDamnSweet, and Sarah will ever be seen adjusting their "package" either..

Uhhh... But.. You know it's true for all of the men on the board.. Probably..


I did't mean to offend you..

[Clare]

I did't mean to offend you..

hehe I wasn't offended..just kidding around!

[Minimag4me]

In order to understand the Jihad you need to realize that everything is controlled by a rogue NRA group made up of feet people with help from my fan club.
The conspiracy first started during fall of the Berlin Wall in Rome. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including D-Day.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by throwing up involentarily.

They want to bomb Catholic Priests and imprison resisters in Hell using hover crafts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must shower. Since the media is controlled by no one we should get our information from spaghettios.

[dansim]

In order to understand delaying the release of extreems to the public you need to realize that everything is controlled by a unified cocker owners of america made up of da mexicans with help from team rage.
The conspiracy first started during Assasination of william shatner in Siberia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including theTitanic sinking.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking their noses.

They want to Repeatedly kung fu chop Budd Orr and imprison resisters in Wisconsin using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must shut up. Since the media is controlled by Tom Kaye we should get our information from Shartley.

[Sinnet]

In order to understand bananas you need to realize that everything is controlled by a MADD made up of obese people with help from hicks.
The conspiracy first started during Tom Kaye wearing a sweater in British Columbia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The unveiling of level 10.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose-picking.

They want to thrashing The Pope and imprison resisters in Uranus using Buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must pounding a fist. Since the media is controlled by Bill Clinton we should get our information from George Bush.


lol... picking their noses dansim... i guess great minds think alike

[Will Wood]

Well besides the obvious cover up of the blueberry pie incident....


Evil Monkeys.
Monkeys are evil
All of them
Most Animals are evil.
Sure they look like funny little harmless guys.
But they are more intelligent then us.
They plan to take over the world.
But the government found of this.
They inprisined the leaders in prisons called "zoos"