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  • pntblr2k
    Registered User
    • Mar 2002
    • 385
    #1

    Funny sayings page.

    this is what the master plan is: write your sayings, funny ones cause there good, i shall start us off:
    (and put who there buy if known)

    Trying is the first step towards failure, lesson here, never try. - Homer Simpson
    good traders: pntblr2k

    hes great and will not rip you off!

    check this out
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html
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    • bigsarge72
      15yrsandstillgoingstrong
      • Jul 2002
      • 149
      #2
      Ok, here goes:
      Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes...
      Then, when you do judge them, you will be a mile away...and you will have their shoes. -Jack Handy

      sarge
      When that eight foot tall goon is tapping the back of your favorite head against the wall, and asks, "Have you paid your dues?"...You tell him what old Jack Burton tells him...You tell him, "The checks in the mail".

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        • Warthog#3
          Smokin Emag
          • Nov 2001
          • 71
          #3
          Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
          If it wasn't for bad luck. I'd have no luck at all.

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            • pntblr2k
              Registered User
              • Mar 2002
              • 385
              #4
              niceone, comeone lets get some more
              good traders: pntblr2k

              hes great and will not rip you off!

              check this out
              http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html

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                • beam
                  The end.
                  • May 2001
                  • 2036
                  #5
                  A good friend is like another me. -- Sir Borkum Riff
                  <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                    • wyn1370
                      ...--...
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 3821
                      #6
                      "more beer, less pants" old college collaberation
                      "no one every accused you of being smart" no idea where this came from
                      You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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                        • potti
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 124
                          #7
                          when in doubt, duck. when certain, don't bother, your already screwed.

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                            • Army
                              Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                              • Oct 2000
                              • 5785
                              #8
                              "It's too cold here in Ft. Dix, let's push it a little closer to Florida." Favorite saying of Drill SGT. Moss, A Co. 2/26 Inf

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                                • Aranarth
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 144
                                  #9
                                  Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss. - RAH

                                  -AranarthX

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                                    • Army
                                      Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                                      • Oct 2000
                                      • 5785
                                      #10
                                      Sorry guys.Too many morons decided they had to use foul language to be funny. THEY closed this funny thread. Army

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