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  • pntblr2k
    Registered User
    • Mar 2002
    • 385
    #1

    funny sayings

    ok heres the master plan, not so much cussing this time so they wont shut us down eh? you right your sayings, funny ones cause there good, i shall start us off:
    (and who there by if known)

    Trying is the first step towards failure, lesson here, never try - Homer Simpson
    good traders: pntblr2k

    hes great and will not rip you off!

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    • Sir Chopsalot
      Registered User
      • May 2002
      • 280
      #2
      Hey bigbird, Ready to play the counting game? count tha shells sucka duck!
      I chop no more thanks to level ten!

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        • bigsarge72
          15yrsandstillgoingstrong
          • Jul 2002
          • 149
          #3
          Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes...then when you do judge them, you'll be a mile a way, and you'll have their shoes - Jack Handy
          When that eight foot tall goon is tapping the back of your favorite head against the wall, and asks, "Have you paid your dues?"...You tell him what old Jack Burton tells him...You tell him, "The checks in the mail".

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            • lillfroboy
              little boys = bigger boys
              • Jun 2002
              • 395
              #4
              i assume mine was to explicit..... well what ever i think there funny


              "Hey its the new transparent aluminum gun!! Must be light because you cant see it!" ------AGD

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                • beam
                  The end.
                  • May 2001
                  • 2036
                  #5
                  A good friend is like another me. --Sir Borkum Riff
                  God is subtle, but he is not malicious. --Alber Einstein
                  <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                    • rhetor22
                      Mag Lover (not that way)
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 1207
                      #6
                      don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining.


                      he's really pissing up stream.


                      My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

                      Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32

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                        • magman007
                          I <3 my Penis
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 7579
                          #7
                          Walking a mile on some ones shoes may seem like a good idea at first, but what if they have foot fungus?

                          what do you do if you try to walk a mile on some ones shoes and thay have no feet?



                          		Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
                          "That's right!
                          WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
                          ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
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                          DONT SUPPORT HYPOCRITICAL MISSLEAD YOUTH, BOYCOTT HK

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                            • Jonno06
                              AKA Jon-no wang
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 4392
                              #8
                              this aint no grab arse...

                              or,what if he has really small feet?!?!

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                                • Greg98
                                  Canada Kicks ***
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 163
                                  #9
                                  "c'mon guys..... did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbour???"

                                  lol, i'm not an american but it's funny!

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                                    • RTMAGBOY13
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 470
                                      #10
                                      i gotta good one
                                      Whatever Floats your Boat

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                                        • Will Wood
                                          Evil Monkey
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 3475
                                          #11
                                          "Your a silly goose!" -During a conversation when some one is telling a funny story.

                                          "I have a belly button" -Random

                                          "I like pie" Random

                                          "Joe called" -- "Joe who?" -- "JOE MOMMA!!!" -When answering phone

                                          Uh.that's all I can think of on 3 hours of sleep.

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                                            • bigsarge72
                                              15yrsandstillgoingstrong
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 149
                                              #12
                                              Ok, I had a teacher in the 4th grade that used to say this if you asked if you could go to the bathroom:
                                              If you don't go when you gotta go, when you do go, you might find out that you already went!

                                              sarge
                                              When that eight foot tall goon is tapping the back of your favorite head against the wall, and asks, "Have you paid your dues?"...You tell him what old Jack Burton tells him...You tell him, "The checks in the mail".

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                                                • rhetor22
                                                  Mag Lover (not that way)
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 1207
                                                  #13
                                                  you silly billy


                                                  i say whatever floats ur boat all the time hehe


                                                  My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

                                                  Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32

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                                                    • HoppysMag
                                                      Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 3494
                                                      #14
                                                      A good friend will bail you out of jail while your best friend will be sitting nex to you going "That was AWESOME!!!"
                                                      Last edited by Army; 08-13-2002, 08:05 AM.
                                                      "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                                                        • pntblr2k
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 385
                                                          #15
                                                          here another one from jack handy,

                                                          If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, don't go after them, cause man, there already gone

                                                          - Jack Handy
                                                          good traders: pntblr2k

                                                          hes great and will not rip you off!

                                                          check this out
                                                          http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html

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