Help me get revenge!

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Re: Help me get revenge!

Originally posted by Johnny Bravo


That's it! They crossed the line with that one! Someone please help me think of a decent plot for revenge!

You must fight back with MAN-POWER!!!

ok heres the plan dawg...

go out buy a pack of condoms...take a little mayonaise and put a bit in the tip...see if you can get in the collar of her shirt, if not find a great place for her to show off what she has been doing before work...she did somethin with a tampax, you do somethin with a condom..

GO GET EM TIGER!!!!


EDIT : when she is at the cash register you could say something that would embrasses her like walk past and be like, hey *name* its *time*, you need to take your diarehhea medicine.

[SlipknotX556]

THATS SO WRONG! I say when she is making a sandwhich you PANTS HER! Wait no thats childish. Tape a condom to her back (Mods please dont hurt me, he wanted a good plan, so I gave him one.)

[Johnny Bravo]

Originally posted by AngelBoy
Im still a big fan of the "dead fish in the car" trick. If you can find like a smaller fish and bury it in her purse or somethin the stench would just follow her.

Funny thing you mentioned that. One kid tried pulling a similar prank on her, he put a tuna sandwich under the seat of her car. SHE DID NOT NOTICE! EVER! It was there for at least a month before the kid finally told her!


Thanks for all the replies guys, I think I'm gonna go with the condom + mayo prank. That sounds like fun. If I can I'll try to get some pics!

[magman007]

hmmm there are better things than that. the dogpoo is really good. but if you do the condom mayo trick, make sure to try and dribble some mayo in her hair. also, colosing all of the bathroom stalls n both bathrooms and making her use a urinal is classic. also, take some oregano, put it in a little plastic bag, and stashi ti in her stuff, then point it out to the boss, or get one of your co workers to, we all knowhat oregao looks like

[Timmee]

Hmm, here's my $0.02 on the subject. Fill a balloon with Cream of Mushroom soup. Put some air in there to pressurize the balloon, then hide it in your sleeve. Fake not feeling well at work. When she's making a sandwich, walk behind her, and pretend to throw up. Let the Cream of Mushroom soup out of the balloon (making sure to splash some on her), and then immediately apologize for throwing up on her. It should be convincing enough to make her feel disgusted, and if you can get her to throw up, it's bonus points!

[Blade]

ok i found this on a website, go with the condon trick, instead of using mayo, go get some shampoo that as little to no odor, take the shampoo, put a little in your hand, and hit it with the pontier and index finger of your other hand, beat it untill u get the right consistancy, try it at home and you will see what im talking about

[Looonatic]

Timmee has a good one. But to complete the picture, someone other than the original puker needs to dip a spoon into the puke, and taste it. I suppose the original puker could do it, but it's much better with an accomplice. A little succotash for color and texture is a good idea too.

I'm also a personal fan of bumper stickers. Nothing shuts a cocky jerk's mouth faster than finding a "Too much Princess for just one boy!" bumper sticker on his car. Perhaps you can get one for one of these female's cars that says, "Porn: It's cheaper than dating!"

Finally, I borrow one from the show, Jackass. Take a disposeable diaper. Empty a cup of chocolate pudding into it. Wrap it up. Put in the bathroom. Then, go into the bathroom a short time later, and come out with the diaper. Note: For the love of all that is holy, make sure it's the right diaper! Now, hold it up for them to see, and say the following: "Can you believe the stuff that people throw away around here?!?" Then, before they can respond, open the diaper, and proceed to eat from it. Offer to share.

[Jonno06]

u guys are sick,yet funny...but still,very,very sick.

lol...

i wouldnt do the condom one,its not very originaly,since she did something like that to you..put more thought into it..

sugar in her gas tank maybe?

also,if subway is as fun as u guys make it sound,im totally getting a job at the one up the road!

[mike e]

freeze a can of shaving cream
cut off can
toss tube of shaving cream in car
let thaw

have fun

[Artic Flame]

Originally posted by mike e
freeze a can of shaving cream
cut off can
toss tube of shaving cream in car
let thaw

have fun

haha man that sounds great i want to try that sometime, good idea!!

[ANTi]

ok hereswhat you do..you go to the store and buy her some vagacil and a ***** and you bring them back...then when she is at the register bring the vagicil over to her and give it to her and say you bought that for her because you know how she doesnt like all those messy creams... also buy some thong from victorias secrets and cover it in mayonaise then bring the ***** and thongto he and tell her how she left that at your place last night....it'll be great

[Johnny Bravo]

Actually... I just had a damn good idea... You know those spring snakes that come in cans? Im gonna put em in the register! Then I'll have her take over ringing up customers and BOOM! MUAHAHAHA! It probably will scare the crap outta her!

[SlipknotX556]

Then when she jumpes back you should splash mud on the back of her and have it on the floor, be like OMG THATS NASTY! So it looks like she crapped her pants.

[temps]

I have one.. but I need to know.. Do you have any good friends that work for the local police department


If not.. getting your manager to help with the prank is always a fun... They never suspect the manager!

My bro is a lifeguard at a local pool, and as a prank the manager got the testers (once a year they are tested to make sure they still know there stuff) well she got them to tell him that he failed! Nothing like the threat of loosing your job to have a good laugh!

[Mango]

Ok I used to work at a movie theatre, and we used to pull pranks on eachother all the time. One time we went out and Seran Wrapped someones car doors shut!! You need two people, but its a great prank. Especially at night because they dont notice it until they try to grab the door handle. Just take a roll and toss it over the roof then the person on the other side tosses it under the car to you. That way you get both driver and passenger door. Pretty funny.