Help me get revenge!

[theraidenproject]

Might I suggest any book by George Hayduke. I have 3 of his. They're are all about revenege, and are hilarious. Havn't used any of the suggestions...yet. I believe they are out of print, but you might be able to pick up a copy at your local used book store. I highly reccomend everyone who reads this post pick up his books, they are indispensible if you've been wronged, and thre is no recourse but revenge. Some stuff goes a little far, some of the suggestions are too outrageously funny to believe that they have actually been used, while others sound just right for your situation. Attached is one of my favorites, though it might be a little overboard in this case.

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ahhhhhh

ahhhhh dude that is soooo good....i'm gonna have to try that now....i mean the thing in your sig...thats hilarious...and disgusting...but hilarious none the less

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Originally posted by SprayingMango
Ok I used to work at a movie theatre, and we used to pull pranks on eachother all the time. One time we went out and Seran Wrapped someones car doors shut!! You need two people, but its a great prank. Especially at night because they dont notice it until they try to grab the door handle. Just take a roll and toss it over the roof then the person on the other side tosses it under the car to you. That way you get both driver and passenger door. Pretty funny.

lol, just the doors?! me and my friend seran wrapped a teacher's entire car, AND krazy glued a whistle inside his tailpipe and sealed up the rest of it with quik-dry cement. I was so happy I never got caught for that one.

Now on to business (lol I do this crap all the time):

It depends how mean you want to get. To get her fired you can start taking money out of her register, then when inventory or whatever is taken a load of money will be missing from her register

however, you could go with one of the classics: Get your friends to help you paint her car in psychedelic colors (like neon pink, green, yellow, make it ugly as hell) and let her come out to that. You can also glue a whistle inside her tailpipe and stop up the rest of it, hehehe.

If you want to embarrass her, thats another thing. While she's working you could yell out so everyone can hear, "Hey holly! Your cellphone was ringing so I picked it up. It was the doctor, something about a yeast infection?"

another great one requires metamucil or other grain-based laxative. I think you know where I'm going with this.

PM me if you want more, I gotta go to football practice.

later