wal-mart pranks

[BTAutoMag]

i accedently set off the fire alarm once. i was in automotive and apparently they forgot to turn off the door buzzer going out to the garage

[SyntaxError]

Lol, I've done the alarm clocks one numerous times at Target (we don't have walmarts in jersey dammit!) as well as cutting off security strips and slipping them into people's coat pockets, that's good for a laugh.

[MikeCouves]

HAHAHAHA these are hilarious I have never laughed so hard at something online accept for Robin Williams' view on golf, now that's funny.

[Koosh]

Hehe... I work at a K-Mart... and if you ever go there, and want to piss off the employees, ask for something they can't give you... then when they don't give it to you, say " So THIS is why K-Mart is going out of business!" ARGHHHHHHHHH! that makes me SO angry!

Anyhoo, the security strips are a good idea, and for any future theives out there, somehting you should know: If you get a couple of these together (I think 5) then they won't set off the alarm. So if you were to take a handfull of them, and put them around where the one is on the package, then you could walk right out of the store without it going off!


Then there are always these to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!''
6. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
7. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
8. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy''
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens.
10. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.''
11. Play with the automatic doors.
12. Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
13. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this ****, anyway?''
14. Repeat Number 13 in the jewelry department.
15. Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
16. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
17. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
18. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!''
19. Put M&M's on layaway.
20. Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
22. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
23. Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!"
25. TP as much of the store as possible.
26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
27. Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134)
28. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
29. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!''
30. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...)
34. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
35. While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'
37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
39. Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
40. Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store.
41. Two words: ''Marco Polo.'
42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
43. ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics.
44. In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels.
45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!''
47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
49. Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie."
50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
53. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
54. Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles.
55. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).''
56. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
57. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
58. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles.
59. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
60. Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?''
61. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?''
62. Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.''
63. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
64. Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.
65. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
66. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
67. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

[HoppysMag]

LOL IM ON MY SIDE DYING HERE!!! that was the funnest thing ever!!!

play isle basketball... one guy runs down an isle with a cart whil you in the next isle over try to throw things in it over the top of the shelfs

[SyntaxError]

Oh my god thank you koosh that just made my year lol. That's material for TWO lifetimes, thanks man!!

Good Karma to you!!

[Vegeta]

I INVENTED Wal-Mart pranks.


If you don't belive me, look thru the FC posts about a year ago....

[LittMag]

Not my idea, but there's always the Penis game. Basically you can play anywhere, the more crowded the place the better. It's a simple game, whoever can yell "Penis" the loudest wins.

[TransMan]

Sit on one of the benches at WalMart and when someone try to sit down Yell at them and ask them why they tried to sit on Dave(any name you like). Then proceed to tell them to answer Dave's question and then get very angry until they leave.
Not one you could do at WalMart but ive done it at the mall: get one of your friends to run along the edge of the Water foutain and then tackle him into the water and pick up some change then run out the doors as fast as you can to your getaway car.

Me and my friends play the penis and other various word games in the halls at school we have people coming out of classrooms as we walk down the hall its great.

[Hacker240]

or you could do what my friends did and go get plungers, then go into the costume section and put on th ninja costumes, then like run around and leap out at people and yell like ninjas. Then, go into an area with lots of people and like jump out and bow to the other ninja"your friend" and strt like dueling and make a big deal out of it. We did it then ran away, and this old guy started cahsing us so we changed and ran out of the store.

[TigerMan]

Here's a good one, in order for this to work you'll need the following:

a nice size jar full of pennies
a backpack to hide the jar in
something over $2.00 to buy
and a stern face

Now to the plan. First find whatever item it's you want to buy (funnier the better). Then go up to register and get in the longest express line. Give them your item, then when the ringer tells you your total, pull out the jar. Then start couting the pennies one by one, randomly losing count a few times. And if you want to go to extremes, drop the jar and start picking up and counting the pennies on the ground. You'll be sure to get a few laughs, along with many angry customers. And they can't do anything to you, just at worst make you go to the side and count, and then it's still funny cause there watching you and the cashier still has to count them all, lol.

[AssassN]

Hmm lemme save my pennies and il do it.

[TNS2k2]

You evil SOB's. I work at Walmart, and i am glad that none of you evil people live near me! especially since i am a "Store Standards" and most of that crap is stuff i have to clean or fix. But seriously, those are some funny things. just stay the hell away from my store! another thing is, if your local walmart doesnt have one of those Cart Pushing Machines, like mine.... go and take at least 30 carts, and bring them to the other end of the lot... as far as you can. THAT pisses me off, so i am sure it will piss off others.

PS some of these pranks wont work. like the codes arnt "code 3" they are mostly colors... so have fun with that.

[KornKamp02]

Lol, I have an idea now, I'm gonna st up my loud and annoying alarm clock in my sister's room and set it for like 12:00 a.m. and hide it so she can't find where it is.

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by TNS2k2
You evil SOB's. I work at Walmart, and i am glad that none of you evil people live near me! especially since i am a "Store Standards" and most of that crap is stuff i have to clean or fix. But seriously, those are some funny things. just stay the hell away from my store! another thing is, if your local walmart doesnt have one of those Cart Pushing Machines, like mine.... go and take at least 30 carts, and bring them to the other end of the lot... as far as you can. THAT pisses me off, so i am sure it will piss off others.

PS some of these pranks wont work. like the codes arnt "code 3" they are mostly colors... so have fun with that.

you sure about that?