If you could play a game of PB with Osama

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  • Artic Flame
    Warp Effect
    • Aug 2002
    • 95

    #1

    If you could play a game of PB with Osama

    haha ok people if you could play a game of paintball with osama bin laden what tpye of rules would you have and how would you play?? just a thought that came to mind
  • Potatoboy
    Hamburgers should be high

    • Sep 2001
    • 2533

    #2
    Potatoboy!

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    • LittMag
      Litt Wang
      • Jul 2001
      • 872

      #3
      hmm... first rule, I get the US Army on my team. 2nd rule... I collect a nice rewards sum =D
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      • InfinatyBPS
        Dead Black Rose
        • May 2001
        • 2404

        #4
        Rules:
        No gun for Osama
        No Goggles for Osama
        No Clothes or cup for Osama
        I get to use metal bearings as paintballs.
        Velocity limit is no less than 600fps.
        Bonus balls get you bonus points...
        Best rule: Osama loses...
        You smell like dookie... No really though.

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        • SSMercury
          Baaaaa....baaaa
          • Jun 2002
          • 212

          #5
          *shrug* I'd play fair, he gets a stock Spyder, I use my Phantom, or micromag (whenever it comes)
          Own: stock '94 original Spyder, Used Nelspot 007, Phantom stock class

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          -Vegeta, aimed at Tom Kaye

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          If someone takes a paint-gun apart and modifies every scrap of it, does it matter what gun they had in the first place?
          No, it does not matter.
          Simplicity is proven over technological breakthrough.
          Too bad we can't smack sense into everyone. Why, think of how easy learning would be.
          Aiming is a good thing.

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          • oldsoldier
            just choke yourself out!!!
            • Feb 2002
            • 2459

            #6
            He's dead...wouldnt be much of a challenge.
            X-mag #10. Nuff said.

            my feedback

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            • Jonneh
              A nice fellow.
              • May 2001
              • 990

              #7
              tee hee... right

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              • HoppysMag
                Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                • Oct 2001
                • 3494

                #8
                he can have any paintball gun he wants... cause he just cant hide behind an inflatable bunker when i have a 30-06 M1 Garand rifle, or an m14


                Regular rules but i would give him BE paint that has been soaking in its own filling for a year, a untimed autococker and a cheap mask.. and a non agitating hopper... and a 114 cu n2 tank.. ( 50 CU of C4, 50CU of assorted flecchets, Razors and various shrapnell and the detonatoer... he mabey have 200 shots worht of air, then i get to flip the switch
                "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                • Telefragged
                  Terrified Of His Own Mind
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 457

                  #9
                  I play with Pepperballs and tear gas launchers instead...

                  Nevermind that... I get to use a TOW missile on a Hummer... he gets a squirtgun

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                  • Cliffio
                    No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4592

                    #10
                    i'd put some picture that was way to big in my sig, then see if he would give up, then i would bunker him



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                    • Jonno06
                      AKA Jon-no wang
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      lol.....

                      cliffio is hilarious...

                      yea..i get a .45....and he can use whatever paintball gun he wants

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                      • Artic Flame
                        Warp Effect
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 95

                        #12
                        yeah man i changed it haha

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                        • Coaster
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 421

                          #13
                          no running, he would be forced to walk everywhere.

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                          • BajaBoy
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 2158

                            #14
                            ask the goverment for those teargas paintball that they use in tippy carbine (no joke) i was watchin a show on it.. there experimenting on them..
                            RT
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                            • HoppysMag
                              Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 3494

                              #15
                              ask the goverment for those teargas paintball that they use in tippy carbine (no joke) i was watchin a show on it.. there experimenting on them..
                              ask tom for some of his tear gas paintballs!!! tom makes them... tom makes perfect circle plastic balls... filled with glowing stuff, tear gas, and alkinds of stuff... put a dent in a steel door
                              "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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