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  • magsRus
    Lost Boys
    • Jul 2001
    • 1706

    #1

    Help me romance my GF

    I need some romantic poems to give my girlfriend i'm not creative enough help me out here!! !
    "You dont need to be so shallow, turn your head prepare to follow"-CKY
  • Curly
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1665

    #2
    Hahahahahahahahaha that was so good. Nice one HoppysMag.
    AGG!

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    • magman007
      I <3 my Penis
      • Jun 2001
      • 7579

      #3
      wooooppsseeee!!!! hahaha thats the rest of my note went! WOW IM REALLY EMBARRASED!!!!!!! AHHH in case you were wondering, there is a girl here in chile i like, so i was translating with babel fish and i realized that part didnt make it in! AHHHHH im sooo sorry! so so so sorry! wow am i embarased! ahhhhhh wow! that was bad! ah! dont hold it against me. I took the time to write this really cool note and transdlate it for this girl i like, thats sweet right? and im gunna like, tape it to her desk and stuff, cuz im really shy and stuff, wow im sorry!
      Last edited by magman007; 08-29-2002, 10:04 PM.



      Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
      "That's right!
      WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
      ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
      www.tunamart.com
      DONT SUPPORT HYPOCRITICAL MISSLEAD YOUTH, BOYCOTT HK

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      • wingman898
        2W251
        • Mar 2002
        • 142

        #4
        this just became pathetic.
        "Here's your sign....."

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        • Zumina
          What Are You Looking At?
          • Jan 2001
          • 2081

          #5
          not to mention inappropriate
          Shoot it like you stole it!

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          • HoppysMag
            Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
            • Oct 2001
            • 3494

            #6
            if your talking to me i apologize and its gone...
            "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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            • magman007
              I <3 my Penis
              • Jun 2001
              • 7579

              #7
              i thought they were talkin to me for my crap up! haha oh well! thee both gone, but hoppy yours was funny



              Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
              "That's right!
              WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
              ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
              www.tunamart.com
              DONT SUPPORT HYPOCRITICAL MISSLEAD YOUTH, BOYCOTT HK

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              • Jonneh
                A nice fellow.
                • May 2001
                • 990

                #8
                gothic poetry will make you seem thoughful and intense!

                oh, and pathetic

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                • FrAuStY
                  a.k.a. Tom Green
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 1247

                  #9

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                  • shartley
                    paintball player
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 9169

                    #10
                    her

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                    its more like a paper cut that has primadonna's yelling murder... - Glickman

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                    • Dubstar112
                      Dubstar111x
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 2321

                      #11
                      Roses are red
                      violets are blue
                      sugar is sweet
                      and so are you

                      that might work

                      or

                      Roses are red
                      violets are blue
                      if i had either one
                      id give them to you
                      AO #765
                      CCM Series 5
                      Prerelease Impulse
                      Hyperframed Warped Mag w/flatline tank
                      Feedback.


                      Good to know that somone of Tom's status seeks "relief" from a sport he helped create. A sport now ruled by a single patent.

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                      • TheTramp
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 4019

                        #12
                        All I can say is that you aren't going to get very far with phrases like "puttie-tang" in your vocabulary.
                        "Relax. Don't worry. Have a Home Brew."
                        -Charlie Papazian

                        Feedback: http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...threadid=40134

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                        • dre1919
                          www.andrewsloan.com
                          • May 2002
                          • 1548

                          #13
                          I suggest you try being yourself, and then being really nice to the lady. Go out of your way to pay attention to little details that most men would ignore..that goes a long way with women. Think of the most romantic thing you can think of and then do it for her. If you can't think of anything, watch some movies. Women like to feel special, like they're the only woman in the world you can see. If you make her feel like she's one in a million by your actions, and not so much your words, then you shouldn't have a problem. Remember the saying, "Actions speak louder than words." I too agree you should drop the pootie-tang approach if you plan on getting anywhere...just a tip!

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                          • beam
                            The end.
                            • May 2001
                            • 2036

                            #14
                            Here's one....

                            Tell her: "Baby, you're WAY to good for me. So, I suggest you dump me and save yourself the pain, misery, heartbreak, and damage that my one-tracked-superficial-physical-gotta-have-it-don't-really-care-for-you realtionship will cause you."
                            <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                            • magsRus
                              Lost Boys
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 1706

                              #15
                              ok interesting
                              "You dont need to be so shallow, turn your head prepare to follow"-CKY

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