Cocker poem :)

[hubadlatimmy]

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You have a cocker.
Yes you do.
You have a cocker.
I have one too.

You purchased a cocker
'Cuz it had neat moving parts
Like the shiny pinsnickerel
And the Rammamafarts.

The accuracy and distance
Were something unmatched
Low and behold
an ideal to be patched

Now it's pissing you off
And you got hypertension
'Cuz that stupid gun
You gave too much attention.

YouI thought you could tweak
The thingermagig,
The Walawazuzel,
And the timingawig

But alas you have found
That there is no real hope
For that stupid cocker
Makes you look like a dope.

So you are giving up
On the hammerma****its
The rockamodolts,
And zizzanadits.

So you take in your cocker
To have it re-done
I know it was your fault
Becasue your were dumb....

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Thank you...Thank you very much <takes a bow>

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Yes...Yes I know......Thanks <takes another bow>

[TransMan]

LMAO I know it wasnt funny but im sitting here LMAO hmm what did i just eat.....

[Ov3rmind]

OMG, that was great! I'm saving it.

[Dayspring]

But you have to have it finish with buying a 'mag...

[joeyjoe367]

lol! I'm imagining furry Dr. Seuss characters with masks and markers runnin 'round :)

[Miscue]

Funny!

[Mango]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was great! LMAO!

[FrAuStY]

I'm thinking more of Santa Claus sneaking down the chiminey with a broken cocker :) (If you read it to the rythym of Night Before Christmas it sounds good )

[PyRo]

Who here can draw, we need animations :)

[hubadlatimmy]

even though I have a cocker and love it to death that poem is entirely true. With humor it accuratly describes all the people out there who think they know cockers.

[The Creature]

ha


haha


hahahha

that was good :)