S.W.M. seeks S.W.F. with really short trigger pull

[JEDI]

24 year old male with stunning good looks seeks enthusiastic female with a nice set of Emags. Hobbies include dishing out head shots and comparing welts. A nasty four wheel drive vehicle is a plus. (please include picture of Emag)
Man! I wish it was that easy! Is there some secret place, like out in Cali, where they make hot chicks that actually like paintball. It just seems too good to be true.

[Dayspring]

You just haven't been looking in the right spots. There are a few in NJ. Granted, one of them is taken by a buddy of mine. If you were coming to the World Record Game, you'd meet her, as well as a bunch of others I would imagine.

Maybe we should do the official AO Singles thread. Unfortunately, I think it'd be almost all guys.

[Webmaster]

ha - the beastie boys rule - just noticed your sig.

Thats where I got the "high plains drifter" in my sig...

[SyntaxError]

Muhuhahaha...

well I could tell you the secret, there ARE actually some in Jersey (my age too ) and for unbelievable studs like me, they just come by the hundreds

dont worry bout them liking paintball, worry about them not liking it. I go by a thing where I don't talk about it tons, but I mention it (after I get to know them) and if they're like "eww" then change the subject quick, but if not then take em ballin.

and yep a girl I went out with played ball with a nice Twister cocker... needless to say it hurt my ego letting her win *AHEM* all the time but it worked out just fine

[Clare]

Is there some secret place, like out in Cali, where they make hot chicks that actually like paintball. It just seems too good to be true.

you're just not looking in the right places!

[magman007]

one name...and from jersey.....Sara Dunsmir......

[SyntaxError]

I completely agree magman, well I would if she were his age. I doubt he's much into teenagers lol

[magman007]

hehehe what do you think i am a dirty old crabby man? Im not Cphilip for god sakes actually im 16, so shees right up my alley!

[SyntaxError]

yeah man where are you from? I actually met her when we she was 13 (i was like 12) after she wrote an article for APG, and I was like, "Wow, she's hot"

now I'm 15, I gotta go find her!!

[Thordic]

Shes down at Top Gun all the time.

She was out at IAO too.

Shes cute, but jailbait for anyone who isnt a teenager, so beware guys

[magman007]

yea, i met her last year at the iao, right after one of there games... she took her jersey off! lol she had a sports bra jogging thing on underneath...drool!


but i digress. Im from philly. So im not too far. Id really like to go and chill with her again. shees really cool, and so are the fallen angels

[xmetal2001]

Who is Sara Dunsmir?

[magman007]

go here for a few pics, and check that link! old AO!!!! WOOOTTT"!!!!!!