Set my watch for a 12 hour countdown (gotta time everything right). Grab a hummer, drive to Colorado University, go to a sorority (will remain unnamed) and load up with truckfull of beautiful coeds. Swing by the local fairgrounds and steal one of those giant inflatable bouncy things, then steal cases and cases of whipped cream. Drive to the TV station set everything up, grab the sorority girls and shoot a "very special" made for TV movie!
Take a 1 hour nap and I'd have about 8 hours left. Chug some Dew and jack any car that'll do over 180 and haul my butt down to colorado springs and steal any jet, preferably an interceptor. Fly at the speed of sound for awhile, land in denver (after taking out every DMV I can find). and I still have 6 hours left. Go to the local liquor store and local restaurants and load up on fine liquor, wine, sushi, and steaks. Drive up to the mountains and set everything up with my friends on the top of any ski resort. Call all my family/friends that are out of state and tell them what they mean to me. Feast and drink with my best friends while having the best view in the world. (and yes, the sorority girls are still there and by this time I would have found a set of twins...oooh or triplets).
Take a 1 hour nap and I'd have about 8 hours left. Chug some Dew and jack any car that'll do over 180 and haul my butt down to colorado springs and steal any jet, preferably an interceptor. Fly at the speed of sound for awhile, land in denver (after taking out every DMV I can find). and I still have 6 hours left. Go to the local liquor store and local restaurants and load up on fine liquor, wine, sushi, and steaks. Drive up to the mountains and set everything up with my friends on the top of any ski resort. Call all my family/friends that are out of state and tell them what they mean to me. Feast and drink with my best friends while having the best view in the world. (and yes, the sorority girls are still there and by this time I would have found a set of twins...oooh or triplets).








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