random thoughts for AO'ers

[psycoclown414]

hey AO. this is a little thrad for anyone who wants to say absolutly anything they want. as long at it doesn't affend anyone.. which is alot of what me and ANTi say.. so lets keep it nice... but fun.
talk about anything from the werid kid down the street from you to the little old lady in the frozen food section that you pushed over. have fun.

[psycoclown414]

old lady joke

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?"

The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"

"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!"

The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

[EsPo]

new rule- no random thought may be over 1 paragraph. hackysack is good for the heart.(pretty random ehh)

[HoppysMag]

im tired ... funny movie from foos sig for those few who havnt seen it. http://www.frashii.com/Weeee.swf

that was a funny joke... im tired.

[paintbattler]

u think this counts?
i gotta english mastiff (big dog that costs $1000) and she just farted and it smells

[TransMan]

I just ate some Funnyons they was goo

[psycoclown414]

espo, they can be as long as anyone wants.

[land hurricane]

so this is supposed to be random huh?....ahhhh

[psycoclown414]

who likes a good foot long with the works?

[MagMan5446]

Originally posted by psycoclown414
who likes a good foot long with the works?

...kinky

[Zumina]

just tried to take my car for a ride, but it's having some SERIOUS issues.

[FooTemps]

whatever whatever whatever whatever wow... lol, i need more water.

[FooTemps]

I love this thread... HEY! I FOUND SHRIMP CHIPS!!! EEE HEHEHEHEHE!!! GIR impersonation... sorta...

[Zumina]

I wonder what life would be like without plastics...........

[ANTi]

Originally posted by psycoclown414
who likes a good foot long with the works?

dude...thats crazy...i just had a footlong with the works two nights ago for dinner from crickets...crazyness..anyway...does anyone have the country heather candle made by yankee candle...its discontinued and my mom wants it...so if you have them let me know...finding some might earn me some new gear