Stupid quotes

[Spray Painter]

heres another:
I have a Spyder Xtra and I've actually bunckered an angel....

And another:
If I put an expansion chamber on my remote can I run Co2 through my Emag

[-J�ker-]

was talkin to a kid and school he said "yea i have a really nice paintball gun, its a Spdyer SE it has this and that and more of this(names a bunch of after market stuff ive never heard) a 18 inch barrel, ITS SO ACCURATE i can hit anything! on a speedball field"

i just lauighed

[yeahthatsme]

"keep out of children" knife wrapper warning.

[Spray Painter]

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole
Superieure de Guerre.

"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."
- Marilyn Manson, Singer

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
- Samuel Goldwyn

[Miscue]

[Archangel Damien]

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

[LittMag]

"What's smaller than inches? ... Cubic Inches?"

-John Madden

[FrAuStY]

"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs." -Nancy Reagan former First Lady

[Kai]

Originally posted by LittMag
"What's smaller than inches? ... Cubic Inches?"

-John Madden

Good Lord, I hate Madden.



"The Bears aren't really comfortable when they are behind. They like to get a nice lead in the beginning, and hold it through the rest of the game..."

-Madden, during the Bears/Packers game a couple weeks ago...has that man EVER seen a Bears' game?

[LittMag]

Kai I agree, I heard something to the effect of "You know, the team that scores the most points in a game usually wins" during a game. I turned it off.