Who'd win???

[Archangel Damien]

Mr. T = midget tosser
Chuck Norris = World Champion in Karate

since there both old and decrpit i think either could win

[FishHook]

I think you guys are underestimating the power of the T.
sure he's old, but all those years of wearing those gold chains hasn't turned him soft. He like iron, I think he'd give chuck a run for his money.

[dre1919]

Let AO's drunken master answer this quandry. It'd go down like this:

Chuck and Mr. T square off...and right from the start Chuck kicks Mr. T several times about the head and shoulders leaving him wondering if he should have signed on for this...or just made a few more commercials. Chuck leans forward just a bit too far during another crushing kick and catches a fist from Mr. T that was actually going up to block. Bam! Chuck's momentarily dazed and T punches him again, saying "I pity the foo!" while visions of him as Clubber Lang dance through his head. Back comes Chuck...who suddenly gets a vision that T is some terrorist his Delta Force has been dispatched to kill and he unleashes a barrage of fists, impacting with sickening thuds into Mr. T's head and chest. As T staggers backward, Chuck says all one liner-ish "If you come back in here, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll beg for a left."

(Bonus points if you know what movie that's from Chuck fans)

Suddenly, this music starts playing and Chuck whirls around in time to see a smug, taunting Jean-Claude Van Damme walking down the runway toward the ring. Right about now the WWE's Jim Ross is yelling "What's that? Good God! That's Van Damme's music!" As Chuck stares at Jean-Claude, Mr. T whacks Chuck over the head with a steel chair, knocking him unconcious. As Jean-Claude enters the ring he stands toe-to-toe with Mr. T and they stare each other down. Suddenly, the two men smile and high five. They planned it all along! Mr. T and Van Damme then commence to beating Chuck with the steel chair and kicking him while Jim Ross screams "Noooooo!" After that, they exit laughing and playing the crowd as Chuck lays crumpled and twitching. The end.

[shartley]

You clearly forgot about Chuck's partner..... Steven Seagulllll.

[Marek]

Dont you mean Steven Seagal? Either that, or do u mean that Chuck's new partner is gonna whack Norris over the head with his guitar.

Yea, he would lose also to Mr. T's mom as well. You think hes made of iron, this lady made him, gold chains and all.

[shartley]

Originally posted by Marek
Dont you mean Steven Seagal?

Nope.. I meant Steven Seagulllll.

[Marek]

Hehehe, stubborn stubborn man.

Chuck Norris and Steven Seagulllllll!!!!!! (W/guitar)

Vs.

Van Damme and Mr. T (W/Mother)

Yea, moneys on T then, but only in that scenario.

[shartley]

[Marek]

Are you on Medications?

[Archangel Damien]

medicaions are good

[dre1919]

Originally posted by shartley
You clearly forgot about Chuck's partner..... Steven Seagulllll.

Nah...I don't think Steven would have helped Chuck. I think he would have scheduled a match where he takes them all on at the same time because Segal's just that bad! Meanwhile, while he was beating up all three guys, he'd have somebody planted on the outside of the ring randomly telling people in the crowd "You know...Segal's bad. I mean it...he's the man." like they always do in his movies. I like Segal...that just always cracked me up about him. It's like his beating up the seventeen suckninjas dispatched to kill him just wasn't proof enough. They always have to drive the point home he's tough. Like Under Siege 2...they remind you his character is a navy hero like 5,447 times.

Oh, BTW, "suckninjas" is a term me and my friends use when describing action movies. It comes from American Ninja with Micheal Dudikoff (a guy that would have been a more likely Norris tag-team partner). He takes out like 550 ninjas...I mean, who hired these guys? Are they getting minimum wage or what? I tell ya, if I'm building an army of ninjas I want them trained better than that. Nobody has good henchmen in action movies.

[shartley]

[synreal]

i think we can all agree that there is only one way to settle this debate...



i volunteer the vacant alley behind my place as the venue

[dre1919]

Originally posted by shartley

He,he,he...he does run like that too!! I always thought that was funny. You talk about range...who else plays fourteen versions of the same Italian cop like this man! Send the guy his Oscar already!

Speaking of this, I am quite the 80's/90's action film buff. I always thought it was funny how the star of these films always had an impossibly cool name. I think they actually had a formula where they would pair a regular shmoe name with an ultra cool name no one would ever be cool enough to have. Check some of these out:

John Matrix (Commando) - Matrix?
Marion Cobretti (Cobra) - Riiight.
Mason Storm (Hard to Kill) - Whose cool enough for a name
like that? Yup. Steven
Segal.
John Rambo (Rambo) - Ok.
Gabriel Cash (Tango & Cash) - Ought to be Kurt's real
name!

I think it'd be funny if they had an action movie with a set-up like this: "They gunned down his family...they left him for dead...then kicked his puppy...now, Oswald Oberwitz is ready for revenge!"

[dre1919]

very nice syn!!