top 10 annoying things that happen while paintballing

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

10. Mask gets loose during a fast pace game in which you do not have time to tighten

9. Someone takes your empty pod off the speedball field after you move up and do not return it to the rightful owner

8. Pod opens while crouching behind a bunker, you lose paintballs

7. Hopper opens while walking back to the staging area. (I havent had this problem with my ric but i did it a lot with my revvy)

6. Someone asks to borrow a squeegee on the field, they do not return it cause you lost them and cant find them.

5. Someone borrows paint, you can't recignize them off the field and don't get the pod of paint payed back

4. You get out off the break

3. Tank starts getting loose and you dont notice it until you start the new game.

2. (Electric users) battery runs out of juice during a game

2 1/2. (based on happenings last weekend) You are late for the game and you run as fast as you can to catch up and you hit a tiny stump in the dirt and you fly onto your knees then your stomach and you can't run for the rest of the game cause your knee cap hurts to bad. :o

1. The one time you forget to bring your sqeegee with you to the field you break and can't play.

[Archangel Damien]

you forgot the one for if your shooting C02 on a cold day and instead of shooting paint your shooting snow

[Vash02]

o man dont forget having your hopper fall off when you slide into a bunker. i had that happen to me today.

[lopxtc]

Got one ... Idiot on the team after cleaning barrel from a break, fires two shots to clear barrel without looking and hit me a couple bunkers down ...

Still havent let him live this one down ...

Aaron

[Coaster]

guy on own team hit me in the neck, on bare skin and at point-blank range. Leaves scar for rest of life

[Army]

I keep forgetting to turn everything on!

[-J�ker-]

how bout this, i jumped over a bunker hit the ground rolled 3 pods opened one broke lost 400 balls but hey it was funny and it was cool lol 400 balls was worth that hilarious mem

lol

[Spray Painter]

ya, i hate it when you forget to turn your hopper on and you notice that it's off you your shooting at someone and no paint comes out when your just about to hit them.

[1stdeadeye]

Haha

Off the break, you turn to sweet spot and nothing.....
Safety is still on!

[Mango]

When your Halo goes flying off the top of your gun and you realize you only have 3 shots!!!!! ARRGGGG, I still bunkered someone too hahahahahahahaha

[Clare]

getting shot by your own teammate!

But I sometimes forget to turn everything on and miss some really good shots which is EXTREMELY annoying

[xmetal2001]

#1 Oh yeah.

I have a matrix with a trinity, never had chopped, yet i wore my squegee anyway every single game. One day i didn't take my squegee for one game, and what i didn't realize was that my barrel wasn't screwed in all the way. It wasn't pretty.

[cris8762]

being the last person left in a 3 man tourney 3 on 1....you're in the kneeling position behind a home plate shped bunker with 10 balls in you hopper AND the guy on the tape just moved up so he is almost parallel to you......







AND i STILL managed to hold them for at least 2 minutes!!!!

[rhetor22]

your stinky crappy VL-bow cracks and falls off while running.

Then you sorta just stop and look at the gun, then at the hopper on the ground, then back at the gun. (despite the fact you are being shot up by everyone on the field)

[Berner9]

mmm?

mmm isn't # 2 1\2 suppost to be above #2 not below. cause i was tought that 2 1\2 comes after 2 not before it.