wouldn't life be easier if we could all drive around in big potatoe cars mobiles thingys don't cha think? of course some people would have to have bigger faster lamer more reliable potatoes than others but all i said was life would be easier with big potatoe transport i did not say we could do away with human nature. There are some serious practicalities here, of course all tattys would have to be raw cos cooked ones would have hydroscopic properties ie absorb water and then where would that leave us right up ****e creek i mean who wants to drive around in potatoe cars if they are soggy and mushy after all that is why god invented fiats for.
Back to the point every potatoe car would be different cos u could make it to the shape u desired.ie u hollow it out with your fork, spoon, cigar butt. once done u will need the chippings cos u can cook them as u go along and eat them or u could throw them at unarmed peasants living by the roadside. as a fashion accesorie why not put carrots inside your potatoe car cos that would give it a two tone paint effect.
I prefer a King Edwards.
Back to the point every potatoe car would be different cos u could make it to the shape u desired.ie u hollow it out with your fork, spoon, cigar butt. once done u will need the chippings cos u can cook them as u go along and eat them or u could throw them at unarmed peasants living by the roadside. as a fashion accesorie why not put carrots inside your potatoe car cos that would give it a two tone paint effect.
I prefer a King Edwards.
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