QUICK! I need a senior quote!!!

[Mossman]

I'm stuck between George Carlin and Homer Simpson
Its due in like 4 hours and I've still got trick or treating to do!

LOL- anyhow, give me suggestions!

-Sam

[spazzed]

Doh!

[Jonno06]

Doh!


Nuts!


hm....do-nuts *drool*

definitly go with homer...

[Clare]

George Carlin:

"Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?"

"If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."

[Mossman]

[FrAuStY]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin

[darklord]

heh I took my senior quote from homer... mine was "Pfft... English, who needs that? I aint ever going to England."

other memorable ones:

"When it comes to compliments women are bloodsucking fiends always wanting more, more, more !"
"I don't know what that is, so I'm going to have to say yes."
"Uh oh, I think I brained my damage."
"Don't worry, now I just pull my legs out with my arms...and now I pull my arms out with my face. -gargles-"

I know there's a ton more, but I can't remember them all!

[Clare]

Homer:

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or
the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when
they bark, they shoot bees at you? "

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try."

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

[Mossman]

Ya, Capo, I'm considering melding the Homer Don't try and George's Procrastination one into one huge slacker quote.

Muahahaah - My supreme race of slackers will take over the world....ummm....tomorrow or maybe the next day...who knows?

[Koosh]

Out of curiosity, what is the george carlin and Simpson quotes?

I can think of a million...

I wanted to use one of Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts, but it was too many words, maybe it'll work for you:

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

This is my favorite:
Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

There are TONS more on that site, and on others...

(edit) while typing this, the answers to the other questions were answered! Doh!

[Mossman]

LOL- those are great koosh. I had just chosen then you had to post that
B4 u chose this is what i had: Exactly 210 words....nice

[Koosh]

you guys are lucky with 210 characters! My senior quote could only be 25 words!

I just went with alot of inside jokes about my friends for my senior quote, along with the generic Thank you...

[Mossman]

Lol - ya, see, the deadlines tonight at midnight, i've gotta email it in. Like everyone's done by now and they stole all the inside jokes

Wanna see something REALLLLLLY inside?
oops - sorry, cant do it, has 2 homosexual innuendos Dont need Miscue angry at me again

ah, the choices the choices

[EsPo]

lifes to short so love the one ya got....-brad noell, sublime

[temps]

"Save me Jebus!!"

"Click here to see me naked"

"Jesus did it for the chicks"

"I enjoy a good spanking"

"Beer! helping white guys dance since 1842"

Just felt like posting this..