This or That?

[1stdeadeye]

Google

CNN
or
Yahoo News

[Jack & Coke]

CNN


A. Ebonics Translator


SAMPLE

Yo buss dis. Our off topic forum. (You mean dere be thins othuh than paintball??) Please keep yo posts civil, an' refrain from topics dat be likely to start problems. (NOTE: Any tread may be closed fuh any reason.) Sheeit!

or


B. Redneck Translator



SAMPLE

Yall liss'n here. Our off topic forum. (yall mean there year thins other than paintball??) Please keep urine posts civil, an' refrain from topics that year likely ta start problems. (NOTE: Any thrid may be closed fer any reason.) Ya reckon?

Original

Our off topic forum. (You mean there are things other than paintball??) Please keep your posts civil, and refrain from topics that are likely to start problems. (NOTE: Any thread may be closed for any reason.)

[land hurricane]

the ebonics one

You go to a party, get wasted, and end up sleeping with a women you have never met before. The next morning you get a phone call explaining to you that...

A. That was your long lost sister
B. That was yout long lost daughter

(i know, i know, really gross but i just heard a story about something like that and it just got me thinknig.)

[Jack & Coke]

Sister! You should see my sister... she's really hot!

LOL! j/k I don't have a sister....

A. Country Muzac

or

B. Hip Hop / Rap

[land hurricane]

i dont like either but... rap/hip-hop

hmmmm DSL or Cable?

[FalconGuy016]

DSL

1
or
7

[BobTheCow]

7

super-duper
or
fantabulistic

[dansim]

fantabulistic

had to lose

both hands or
borh feet

[FalconGuy016]

Both Feet

Water
or
Reeses

[dansim]

reeses, but eventually youll need something to drink


lexus or
pimped out el camino

[FalconGuy016]

Lexas... caus eI dont know what that other one is

Girl
or
Boy

[srrdude]

girls thank you...

aluminum, or ss

[FalconGuy016]

SS

Plus!
or
More!

[BobTheCow]

Plus!

(as a slogan: )
BONUS!!
or
SCORE!!

[FactsOfLife]

SCORE!

Kibbles or bits...