Florida Orange Juice 
You're in a crowded elevator with cute women (or men
)...
Which unfortunate event would you rather have happen to you?
A. Violently sneeze and hock up a huge snot rocket splattering a good amount of nasal gooey sludge all over yourself.
or
B. Violently fart and cause massive tearing and queasiness for everyone in the lift (any "accidental" malodorous discharged matter is purely optional).
You're in a crowded elevator with cute women (or men
)...Which unfortunate event would you rather have happen to you?
A. Violently sneeze and hock up a huge snot rocket splattering a good amount of nasal gooey sludge all over yourself.
or
B. Violently fart and cause massive tearing and queasiness for everyone in the lift (any "accidental" malodorous discharged matter is purely optional).
:dance: 
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