Story game...

[-J�ker-]

Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
suddenly, Mark woke up and realized it was a dream..

mark glanced at his clock O CRAP its 7!!! i gotta get rready! for school!

[Koosh]

mark then realizes that he is 34, single, jobless and lives in his parents basement, and he doesnt go to school anymore...

[HoppysMag]

Originally posted by TheFlamingKoosh
mark then realizes that he is 34, single, jobless and lives in his parents basement, and he doesnt go to school anymore...

so for his amusement he lights a koosh ball on fire, and then...

[Koosh]

Originally posted by HoppysMag


so for his amusement he lights a koosh ball on fire, and then...

He starts to remember all his past friends... Mark still lives at home because he's got no job, just plays guitar and smokes alot of pot... Jay Committed Suicide, Brandon OD'ed and Died... what the hell is going on? Cruellest dream reality!

(bonus points goes to those who know what I'm talking about!)

[EsPo]

he decides he wants to go to hawaii to cheer himself up.. he sends a letter to each of his realatives asking them for 500 dollars each, and explains all of the bad things in his life, and how he wants to kill himself...aunt maggie sends back a noose, uncle kenny sends a colt 45, & grandpa says "come live with me, then youll really want to kill yourself."

[-J�ker-]

Originally posted by EsPo
he decides he wants to go to hawaii to cheer himself up.. he sends a letter to each of his realatives asking them for 500 dollars each, and explains all of the bad things in his life, and how he wants to kill himself...aunt maggie sends back a noose, uncle kenny sends a colt 45, & grandpa says "come live with me, then youll really want to kill yourself."

mark then wakes up realizing its another dream he looks at his clock again now 7:08 am hes gotta his lazy butt up to catch his ride to school

[Gitaroo Man]

His girlfriend Kaitlin drives up in her 1970s bug and honks the horn.

[Curly]

Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
His girlfriend Kaitlin drives up in her 1970s bug and honks the horn.

She then attempts to run him over as he runs down the street trying to catch the bus.

[TransMan]

She then attempts to run him over as he runs down the street trying to catch the bus.

he easily out runs the crappy VW and jumps in the back of the bus where his drug dealing friend harry says....

[-J�ker-]

Originally posted by TransMan

he easily out runs the crappy VW and jumps in the back of the bus where his drug dealing friend harry says....

dude i got some stuff now! i got 5 hits of acid and a pound of weed dude! you gotta help me sell it if ya do ill give ya a hit of acid and some weed this weekend and we can stay in the woods behind my house

[Gitaroo Man]

"Dude, Harry, I don't want to stay with woods with you..I don't mean to hurt your feelings..."

[InfinatyBPS]

Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
"Dude, Harry, I don't want to stay with woods with you..I don't mean to hurt your feelings..."

Then Harry says, "oh I guess im gonna have to tell my sister and her friends that u won't be there then"

[845]

Mark decides to go cause Harry's sister is hot. When he arrives...


(you are singing the 5th song on the offspring americana CD)

[Scooter/Cootie]

Originally posted by 845
Mark decides to go cause Harry's sister is hot. When he arrives...


(you are singing the 5th song on the offspring americana CD)

he finds them all dancing around a campfire in hoola skirts singing CoombyYa (sp?)

[Gitaroo Man]

Suddenly the cops pull up and arrest Harry with all his acid and such.