Found paint splatters all over my driveway/front yard

[KappKidd69]

hey

Well never had this kinda problem BUT ,....lol this guy down

the street did like a drive by on my house ...Sooo i took ma

tters into my hands and invited him to play with me one sat

at the local feild ...MUAHAHAAH , i had the entire team he

was on walk off the feild say they was shot , and then ran

up and shot his *** up {lets just say it never happend again

} So ..other than that call his mom and tell her he's a

gaylord Fauker and that he shot ur house...err driveway..

grass ?? forgot it was a talon lol

[bornl33t]

Originally posted by covadsucks
If someone was shooting my house and I caught them, I'd have to say I'd beat them with a potato in a pillowcase until the potato was mashed. This is only what I personally would do...but if I were you, I'd let it slide this time. The next time, it's the potato in a pillowcase.


I've been watching Goodfellas and the Jerky Boys waaaaaaaay too much lately.

tato in a sack? doooood , break out the spud gun and stick tatos right through the siding!! trust me man it's the ONLY way to get revenge.... or catch them on camera and press charges for vandalisim.

But honestly, talk to them, invite them to a field and get them educated what they are up to is bull and causes toos of problems to their "youthful freedoms". Guess why kids can't buy guns till they are 18, drive till they are 16, drink till they are 21.... should be 40 but whatever and pretty much have no life. That's right someone got a gun/car/beer/life and did something stoopid with it. Yeah, I've seen ppl do stoopid stuff with a LIFE....

[Creative Mayhem]

Originally posted by HoppysMag
Fire, and lots of it!...

some time invite him over, and be like... see this is what me gun can do, and go crazy on a watermelon with ur velocity cranked to like 500 just to scare him...

LOL! That's exactly what I'd do... this serves as the warning. NEXT TIME.....game over man! Take them out to the local forest for a little one on one, ghetto style


C Mayhem

[Jonno06]

i like the hidden camera idea..

then show their parents..

and if they dont do anything,shoot up THEIR house...

[halB]

go tell the damn parents

[Xerces]

nothin learns a kid quite like a good ol' bull whip

[badfish314]

dam vandals....

ya can't go wrong with the bag of flaming poop on their doorstep......super glue in their locks......hamburgers in their yard..< cats all over the place >.....or just kick the spokes out of his bike.....ya need to do it stealth style no pb guns...use a sling shot w/ marbles, they put nice holes in siding and windows..hehehehehehe.sorry yall ya didn't hear this from me!

[circus5]

payback jersey style

Lie in wait with your goggles and a hockey stick close at hand. When you see them perform the devilish deed simply walk out your front door goggles on, hockey stick in hand. There are now two possibilities....
1-they get scared and run off, in this case you chase them down and beat them with your stick.
2-they get dumb(er) and start shooting at you w/ their talon, this makes no difference, since you are wearing goggles, catch and beat them just the same

ps- besides safety, the goggles afford you ANONYMITY, so you can beat these twerps in public w/out fear off legal reprisals

[Gotenks]

halb - I'm not going to tell... cause I didnt see him do it, who knows, maybe one of his friends came over with a talon and he decided to be a horses *ss.

but I'll probably go ask his parents if he owns any paint markers or anything like that and tell them what happened.

[Timmee]

You could get a garbage can, fill it with water, then lean it against their door. When they go to open the door, SPLASH!

OR, you could just ask your neighbor's parents about it.

[TooDamnSweet]

Originally posted by Timmee
You could get a garbage can, fill it with water, then lean it against their door. When they go to open the door, SPLASH!

OR, you could just ask your neighbor's parents about it.

Or.......you could give them a cup of Timmee's famous coffee and I guarentee they will never bother you again!

[Brak]

the symphony of destruction...

get everyone you know that plays paintball and tell them to get all their gear and coem to your houdse. then get the punk *ss over you your house too and surround him (make sure hoppers are on, and tanks are connected, but no paintballs) with your friends. then just start dry firing on him like crazy. i mean crazy! and if the kid walks home with a wet mark on the front of his pants and a load in the back, youve done well.

[moneyinmag]

reminds me when a kid was messin with my gf i talked him into playing me and my bestfriend let him on my team we let him get in the bunker in front of us well to say the least hes never messed with her again!!!