12 days till christmas this calls for a song paintball style

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Ok me and a teammate wrote this bout 5 minutes ago I hope everyone like

On the first day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
A Angel in a Back Bunker.

On the second day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the third day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the fourth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the fivth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the sixth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the seventh day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
7 Bunker welts
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the eighth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
8 Boom stick barrels
7 Bunker welts
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On the nineth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
9 Perfect hangs
8 Boom stick barrels
7 Bunker welts
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On tineth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
10 Cases of paintballs
9 Perfect hangs
8 Boom stick barrels
7 Bunker welts
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On elevnth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
11 Nitro Tanks
10 Cases of paintballs
9 Perfect hangs
8 Boom stick barrels
7 Bunker welts
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

On Twelveth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
12 Darito Bunkers
11 Nitro Tanks
10 Cases of paintballs
9 Perfect hangs
8 Boom stick barrels
7 Bunker welts
6 paintball chicks
5 different sponsors
4 first place tourneys
3 Automags
2 Auto cockers
and a Angel in a back bunker

Hey is that good or what and its hilarous when you get people together and sing it.

[FESTUS33]

{Captain}

[Kevmaster]

hehe, spell check is your friend...

[FESTUS33]

I only await enlightenment from the
Master WANG

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Do i miss spelled captain 1 or 12 times big deal

[FalconGuy016]

lol when I first saw it, the first line, the sylables didnt really match in my head and I thought "oh crap, where is this going to go..." then it turned out good

[FESTUS33]

"Dude"
I checked it back before I posted,
You're 12 for 12.
Wang

[yeahthatsme]

maybe instead of being in tournies you should be in school.....

[Vegeta]

The Redneck 12 days of Christmas, By Jeff Foxworthy:

Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart!
(Jeff) Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.
Well you cleaned up! Whadya git?

Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- there's 12 days to Christmas.
(Jeff) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
That's yours too?
Yea!

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!
No, they're redneck gifts!
Redneck gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures.
Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-dive.
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights.
Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.

What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas
'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the car key outta your ear.
That's where the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again.
Now listen...

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

This kinda pisses me off most of you act like you have never misspelled sumthin

[Creative Mayhem]

EYE HEV NAVAR SPELT ANITHENG WRONGG EN MY LIEF!!!!


C Mayhem

[-=Squid=-]

LOL to C mayhem, and stop making fun of poor spongebob It was a pretty good little song.

[darklord]

Clever I wish I had 11 n2 tanks but yeah man, your spelling/grammar wasn't perfect, but we got the idea. And that redneck one is pretty funny too.

[SyntaxError]

Wow that was bad!! Personally I love the "paison(sp?) christmas song":

On the first day of christmas
my paisan gave to me
a ride in his IROC-Z

Chorus:
2 guinea tees
all "tree" godfathers
4 pinky rings

etc, if anyone can find the whole thing that would be great lol.

[SyntaxError]

Wait we have 12 days till christmas? SWEET!!!