12 days till christmas this calls for a song paintball style

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  • SpongeBobSquarePants
    I'm back!
    • Jan 2002
    • 3296

    #1

    12 days till christmas this calls for a song paintball style

    Ok me and a teammate wrote this bout 5 minutes ago I hope everyone like

    On the first day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    A Angel in a Back Bunker.

    On the second day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the third day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the fourth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the fivth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the sixth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the seventh day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    7 Bunker welts
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the eighth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    8 Boom stick barrels
    7 Bunker welts
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On the nineth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    9 Perfect hangs
    8 Boom stick barrels
    7 Bunker welts
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On tineth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    10 Cases of paintballs
    9 Perfect hangs
    8 Boom stick barrels
    7 Bunker welts
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On elevnth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    11 Nitro Tanks
    10 Cases of paintballs
    9 Perfect hangs
    8 Boom stick barrels
    7 Bunker welts
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    On Twelveth day of tourneys my Captian gave to me,
    12 Darito Bunkers
    11 Nitro Tanks
    10 Cases of paintballs
    9 Perfect hangs
    8 Boom stick barrels
    7 Bunker welts
    6 paintball chicks
    5 different sponsors
    4 first place tourneys
    3 Automags
    2 Auto cockers
    and a Angel in a back bunker

    Hey is that good or what and its hilarous when you get people together and sing it.
    Last edited by SpongeBobSquarePants; 12-13-2002, 07:55 PM.
  • FESTUS33
    AO's Mad Gunsmith
    • Oct 2002
    • 851

    #2
    {Captain}
    FSE-LX No-Rise, Halo B, TL63 Trigger, J&J EDGE Set

    CHUFF CHUFF!

    Great Trader's The Frymarker {Grip Gurl}, Timmy63, SteveD, SHartley, More to Come?

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    • kevmaster
      Owners Group Div: Director
      • Oct 2001
      • 5475

      #3
      hehe, spell check is your friend...

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      • FESTUS33
        AO's Mad Gunsmith
        • Oct 2002
        • 851

        #4
        I only await enlightenment from the
        Master WANG
        FSE-LX No-Rise, Halo B, TL63 Trigger, J&J EDGE Set

        CHUFF CHUFF!

        Great Trader's The Frymarker {Grip Gurl}, Timmy63, SteveD, SHartley, More to Come?

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        • SpongeBobSquarePants
          I'm back!
          • Jan 2002
          • 3296

          #5
          Do i miss spelled captain 1 or 12 times big deal

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          • FalconGuy016
            Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
            • Aug 2002
            • 6127

            #6
            lol when I first saw it, the first line, the sylables didnt really match in my head and I thought "oh crap, where is this going to go..." then it turned out good
            Hey
            AIM: FalconGuy016
            BANG!!!

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            • FESTUS33
              AO's Mad Gunsmith
              • Oct 2002
              • 851

              #7
              "Dude"
              I checked it back before I posted,
              You're 12 for 12.
              Wang
              FSE-LX No-Rise, Halo B, TL63 Trigger, J&J EDGE Set

              CHUFF CHUFF!

              Great Trader's The Frymarker {Grip Gurl}, Timmy63, SteveD, SHartley, More to Come?

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              • yeahthatsme
                aka yeahthatswang
                • Sep 2002
                • 2592

                #8
                maybe instead of being in tournies you should be in school.....
                [*img]http://www.browndotdesign.com/Xodus/AO/YeahThatsMe.jpg[/img]
                Image too large- Tato

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                • Vegeta
                  Moderator? Mob Boss.
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 1050

                  #9
                  The Redneck 12 days of Christmas, By Jeff Foxworthy:

                  Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart!
                  (Jeff) Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.
                  Well you cleaned up! Whadya git?

                  Five flannel shirts
                  Four big mud tires
                  Three shotgun shells
                  Two hunting dogs
                  ... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

                  Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- there's 12 days to Christmas.
                  (Jeff) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
                  That's yours too?
                  Yea!

                  Chorus:
                  Twelve-pack of Bud
                  Eleven Wrastling tickets
                  Ten o' Copenhagen
                  Nine years probation
                  Eight table dancers
                  Seven packs of Redman
                  Six cans of Spam
                  Five flannel shirts
                  Four big mud tires
                  Three shotgun shells
                  Two hunting dogs
                  ... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

                  Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!
                  No, they're redneck gifts!
                  Redneck gifts?
                  Yea, you know, like
                  if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures.
                  Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"
                  Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-dive.
                  Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights.
                  Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.

                  What's wrong with that?
                  I didn't say anything wrong with it...
                  It's hard to beat...

                  Chorus:
                  Twelve-pack of Bud
                  Eleven Wrastling tickets
                  Ten o' Copenhagen
                  Nine years probation
                  Eight table dancers
                  Seven packs of Redman
                  Six cans of Spam
                  Five flannel shirts
                  Four big mud tires
                  Three shotgun shells
                  Two hunting dogs
                  ... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

                  Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas
                  'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
                  You're not listenin' to me!
                  Get the car key outta your ear.
                  That's where the nine years probation comes in...
                  I'm gonna do it for ya again.
                  Now listen...

                  Chorus:
                  Twelve-pack of Bud
                  Eleven Wrastling tickets
                  Ten o' Copenhagen
                  Nine years probation
                  Eight table dancers
                  Seven packs of Redman
                  Six cans of Spam
                  Five flannel shirts
                  Four big mud tires
                  Three shotgun shells
                  Two hunting dogs
                  ... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
                  -Vegeta
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                  • SpongeBobSquarePants
                    I'm back!
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 3296

                    #10
                    This kinda pisses me off most of you act like you have never misspelled sumthin

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                    • Creative Mayhem
                      AO's OFFICIAL CANUCK
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 3633

                      #11
                      EYE HEV NAVAR SPELT ANITHENG WRONGG EN MY LIEF!!!!


                      C Mayhem



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                      • -=Squid=-

                        #12
                        LOL to C mayhem, and stop making fun of poor spongebob It was a pretty good little song.

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                        • darklord
                          missing my matrix
                          • May 2002
                          • 2105

                          #13
                          Clever I wish I had 11 n2 tanks but yeah man, your spelling/grammar wasn't perfect, but we got the idea. And that redneck one is pretty funny too.

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                          • SyntaxError
                            OSK #3
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 621

                            #14
                            Wow that was bad!! Personally I love the "paison(sp?) christmas song":

                            On the first day of christmas
                            my paisan gave to me
                            a ride in his IROC-Z

                            Chorus:
                            2 guinea tees
                            all "tree" godfathers
                            4 pinky rings

                            etc, if anyone can find the whole thing that would be great lol.
                            OSK


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                            • SyntaxError
                              OSK #3
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 621

                              #15
                              Wait we have 12 days till christmas? SWEET!!!
                              OSK


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