how to get back at someone

[FordPrefect]

Re: weak

Originally posted by GreasyPigeon
that is weak. whats the fun in putting plastic forks and knives in the ground.

The evil part was that they put 4-5 cases of plastic forks and knives into the lawn of a mean old lady who lived by herself. Every one would have to be picked out by hand, bending over to get them all. Good prank only because there's no damage done. Just clean-up to be done.

[Brak]

my school teacher put sugar in someones tank...

but thats besides the point. i feel something VERY crucial has been left out of this thread. Feces. Poop. Dookie. Crap. the worst thing (i mean the worst) you could do to someone is to use excrement against them. I mean, think of the things you could do!

-for starters, get access to their car (haha ive done this prank before), open the trunk, take out the floor, put the POOP in the part under the trunk, and put the floor of the trunk back on. this might not work on some cars, but if it does, dont worry, it wont cause any damage, itll just smell for months

-you can always start the flaming poo as an unltimatum. just tell them what they are getting themselves into.

but always remember. think about what your doing before you throw poop at their house...

[Timmee]

Well, assuming you know who did it, and assuming they have a car, my suggestion would be to use bumper stickers to exact your revenge. Nothing says payback like putting a bumper sticker like "Too much princess for just one boy" on the vehicle of a tough guy!

[einhander619]

I can't believe noone has mentioned this, but I have a plan of attack that is perfect. First of all, under your conditions it is completely legal. Second, no physical damage occurs, yet the target is decimated. Third, poop is not involved, unless you go for that kind of thing. Fourth, it's the most insulting thing you can do to someone, and they will probably hate you for a long time.

The perfect payback prank is...



























Sleep with his girlfriend.

[RTMAGBOY13]

alright first off if it is the exact kid im thinking he dont have a g/f and even if he did he wouldnt know wht to do wiht her hahaha
but if it is this other im not goin to do a thing cuase this kid would beat the crap outa me and so would his brother and about 1000 other people

[MagDog68]

First of all - putting sugar in the gas tank is old school. Put sugar in his OIL!!! Now THAT is expensive to fix.

Also - try filling an aluminum garbage can with water and leaning it on his front door. Then wait till he opens said door. Do you know how much water you can fit in the average aluminum garbage can?!?!?!

If he has a screen door you won't be able to use the above suggestion, but this one may be better. In the middle of the night take a roll of duct tape and tape his door closed. You'd be amazed at how strong duct tape is.

Make some bumper stickers that read "***** Power" or "Farm Animals make Better Lovers." (Sorry to any homosexuals or bestiality lovers).

If you work with him - get to his PC early in the day and change all his sound events to pornographic screams and turn his volume up REALLY HIGH (I did that once ).

~Fred

[Archangel Damien]

the best way to deal with somebody that egged your house is to hunt him down beat him profusly(sp) and then drag him back to your house and then use his tongue to clean the egg from your house

[GreasyPigeon]

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me and some of my friends duct taped random car doors shut and they the rent-a-cops saw us and they he chased us. it was so funny when people would go to there car and see there doors duct taped and they would get pissed. and if you want to get back at someone get a 12 back of soda and some fire works and tape the fire works to the soda and ring there door bell and have the soda blow up in front of there door. i did that and the person front door was coverd in cherry coke. and if you lucky you can get the person covered in soda if there are not to quick and if the fuse is not to short and not to long. and shake up the soda to. and lay all 12 of they in line in front of there front door. (use water proof fireworks)

[einhander619]

OK OK< so the do-his-girl prank might not work with the under 16 crowd, but here's one that will work, provided he has a car sitting out.
I did this to someone a while ago, and boy were they mad!(I also did the first one too, they were to the same guy! ) Anyways, we found a couple really old cheesecakes sitting in the back of my freezer. We got the great idea to to leave them on my roof for a week in the summer sun. While that was "percolating," we gathered up the other supplies for our hit: 300 Yards of industrial saran wrap, the stuff they hold cargo together with on pallets. Eggs, 2 dozen, virgin birdseed, and my pneumatic(68/45 powered!) potato gun, The Judge. What were we gonna do with all this stuff? Well, The first two things were for the car. After a week, the cheesecake smelled so bad it would make your eyes water. One went on the exterior of his car, and the second went down the barrel of The Judge. He left his sunroof open a crack, just enough to stick the 2 inch wide barrel in... After that was done, the entire car was wrapped in about 6 inches of plastic, and the birdseed was spread all over the lawn. Normally this wouldn't do much, but since it was virgin, none of the seeds had been deactivated, and were ready to grow into weeds, which is all birdseed really is, anyways. All this went on while the parents were on vacation and the kid was at a party my friends threw for him jst to get him away from his house.(Misdirection, anyone?) The kids lawn has never been the same since, and I never saw him drive that car again, ever.

[TheMagGuy]

Whatever you do, don't call the police. You don't want to get an investigation or anything going on at your house. And nothing paintball related either! Paintball dosen't need any more bad publicity. What I suggest you do:

Tie his door to a tree or something strong.
Put lines of duck tape across the door.
Wait for him to find himself locked in his own house

[covadsucks]

I would embarrass the kid in public. Get him really really wasted and shave his head, eyebrows and any facial hair. Redraw it all back on with a Sharpie Marker, draw on his teeth too -and the insides of his ears. It'll take weeks to get it all off. Don't forget to color his eyelids and to give him the Mascara treatment.

[Ultimator]

Covad that has to be the meanest thing I've ever heard! LMAO. My personal favorite is rock salt. 2 years ago on new year's eve me and a few friends wrote plenty of choice words in another friend's yard. It rained that night. His parents were so pissed off. I swear to god I nearly crapped my pants with laughter. The garbage can full of water that MagDog68 pointed out is great!! I was on a trip with my school one time and again me and a whole lot of friends filled up a garbage can full of water and leaned it on a teacher's door. We knocked on the knocker and hilarity ensued.

[boss_automager]

Well you could build a trojan horse out of a go-cart,ring the doorbell then go hid while leaving the horse there.Very funny.

[boss_automager]

In my post above this I forgot to mention a warning about practical jokes.

Let me tell you the story of the poo that burned out of control
I was at my grandparents house a few years ago with my cousin and we got bored. See my grandparents have these weird neighbors taht are always happy, they never get mad, like flanders from the Simpsons. So we decided to see if we could get them mad. my grandparents house is out in the country so their are horse turds laying everywhere, so we got a shovel and shoveled some up and layed it on their porch. There was a bag big enough for the pie so we just layed it raw on the porch. We lit the turd, ran behind a bush, and hid. Well we waited for a while and no one came out and the pie was starting to get out of control. I dont know what that horse had eaten but man that turd burned good! After a little while longer we realized taht they werent coming out and we had us a situation.my cousin and I ran to a creek in our grandparents backyard and filled a bucket with water. We put out the flames and surveyed the damages. The "Welcome" sign was nothing more than a chared piece of wood, and two of their plants were burnt. When they got back and saw what happened they didnt get mad. They knew it was us and didnt tell our grandparents but told us "boys will be boys". So the morale of this story is some ppl never get mad. and the next time you decide to leave a piece of flaming poo on a doorstep rememember my story, remember the the poo that birned out of control

[boss_automager]

And you can pour packs of Skittles on his driveway and then pour water over them. Stains their driveway. Plus they look stupid as heck with a rainbow driveway.