Who wants to randomize with me...

[PolishSausage]

Jenny was depressed at work. I said "look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey" She told me the hole was filled with mustard, I went in the closet and made chicken

[PolishSausage]

c'mon, you know the giner ale can't be distilled while the crooked man walks through the dog packing plant!

[EsPo]

i hit the broccoli with my cymbals then my arse was sweaty

[PolishSausage]

LA West tires remind me of when I was fighting the turkey stew while holding the queen of Lego hostage with my cat hairs

[EsPo]

my retarted cat licked the hairy ostriches eyeball to sleep

[PolishSausage]

I waited in the brightness for the vikings to sail in the bathtub with the wet soap while I sang "skip to my lue" as I pranced through bubble wrap wearing an onion

[yeahthatsme]

dang espo that was hilarious, keep'em comin

[EsPo]

ever wonder why the middle of the bagels are missing?... greedy little midgets take them to a warehouse in southern california and let there oversized red tailed boa's have a scrumptious feast!

[magnj]

Pie?

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

This one time at band camp i stuck a midget in some pie it was pretty fly till he drowned and came back and told me i was gonna die and he was gonna kill me, then i took some trout to the dog house and let the frog out i was gettin shizzy with the log and all its nizzy then i went bak to my hizzy and hit the sack with a little fizzy, got up strolled up hit a cup and choked then i ate a mouse who name was ralph, i now work in stocks, which means i live in a box and have a pet fox and all i eat are locks and have lots of guns with stocks, for I am the randmizeing brother peace out word to your mother

[darklord]

I used the boiled wizard shoes to smack my way into the tuna party, and then I heard the pipe sneeze.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

mines the best mines the best read above

[Ov3rmind]

Welcome, one and all, to Spatula City, an entire web site devoted to fufilling the spatula needs of the web community! What's so great about spatulas? Well, for one thing, they make great Christmas gifts, and what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula? Besides, everyone needs spatulas. How many times have you been in a situation that required the aid of a spatula, but alas, none was available? No one should have to go through such anguish.

All in a taco mother.

[rhetor22]

40 foot long angle set timber mount.

[freek133]

When finished looking through this site,
I decided to take the dog for a bite,

OUCH!!! the gol darn dog bit me... that whore!
Now I know why I dont do that anymore

After leaving from the vet for my head,
I figured I would go to the hospital instead,

That darn dog is following me again!
I guess I'll just feed it to my hen,

wow, what a mess,
the hens taste for blood is a major distress,

At the hospital I waited with the cows,
after a while I felt like we were all old pals,

Ole smokey had a problem with his hoof,
James had a problem with his neck, he showed me the proof,

Once in the oven the dentist fixed me up,
It seems the hen ate doctor *gulp*

I gotta get outta here, wheres my flying hotdog?
hmm, cant find it, guess I'll take a jog,

but I guess getting out of here was not ment to be,
That darn hen is coming after me...

I have finished my randomizing, Im outta herrrr
Im one bad randomizing mother truckerrrrr