Life is not going well.......

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Originally posted by SyntaxError


Jeez...that must be some crazy porn there buddy...that or you got some crazy hands

ya.. 2 hands actually

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Originally posted by FalconGuy016
I havent dated, kissed, hugged, or touched a (nice looking, my age, someone I would like to touch) girl ... ever

ever ever

..... ditto.... well, in 7th grade, i was a pimp for like one day, cause my popular friend (turns out he was using me....) told all of them i had a huge......johnson.... then he photoshopped a pic of me.....ya, that was the end of my popularity.

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Thats hilarious huge johnson, well maybe im not as bad off as u i have touched a few girls but im still pretty bad off