im bored. post your aimless thoughts

[Gotenks]

I found out I am moving to Las Vegas, and I'm very depressed.

I want to shoot myself. But I don't have a gun. I have $1300, anyone want to sell me a pistol?

[Creative Mayhem]

My beer is flat. But I like planes when it's warm out.

CM

[Archangel Damien]

i thought therefore i`m in pain

[Mango]

Originally posted by Creative Mayhem
My beer is flat. But I like planes when it's warm out.

CM

HAHAH!!!! That one just really made me laugh out loud.

Oh BTW:

Nuns with guns are cool
Naked under the habits
They fire at Satan

[Schnitzel]

copper toenails and red tablesalt.

[BTAutoMag]

mmm pie....

[Archangel Kid]

One day little Johnny is sitting outside of the church on the curb. Now you have to understand, little Johnny is not a good boy, he's the one the church worries about the most. Well, while he is sitting on the curb there's a row of ants walking next to him.
Well, little Johnny is watching them and starts squishing them. He is squishing them saying," Farking ants, Farking ants..." Well, while he's doing this the priest and a nun comes walking up to him.
The priest says, " Johnny, why are you squishing these ants?"
"Because they are stupid, and pointless." replies Johnny as he continues squishing the ants" Farking ants, Farking ants, Farking ants..."
"Now Johnny," says the priest, " didn't you learn in Sunday school that all gods creation has a purpose in life." The priest now very confident challenges Johnny." Johnny to prove this I want you to try and name three things you think have no purpose in life."
Johnny thinks for a good minute. The priest really thinks he finally might have made progress on Johnny when Johnny answered.
Johnny replied very proudly and boldly because he knew the answer couldn't be wrong this time. " All right father I've thought about it, and there ARE 3 things in life that serve no purpose.............BOOBS ON A NUN BALLS ON A PRIEST AND FARKING ANTS!!!!!!"

[bowser************]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Jack Handy

[Creative Mayhem]

ma sspoon iss tooo big..... ma sspoon iss tooo big


CM

[Jonneh]

Oolong, (the rabbit with the pancake on his head) died a week ago, I am still in mourning.

RIP Oolong, 8/01 NEVAR FORGET!

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by Jonneh
Oolong, (the rabbit with the pancake on his head) died a week ago, I am still in mourning.

RIP Oolong, 8/01 NEVAR FORGET!

oolong was the best... I even did a japanese assignment on him...

btw... YATTA!PIKA!MUST EAT MORE! MUST FINISH SCIENCE/JAPANESE/VIDEO PRODUCTION PROJECT!

ahrg, i shouldn't of popped that pimple...
blah, i need sleep, i can't believe i was at kinkos at 12:30am finish part of my japanese project...

[Sparq]

And now for your viewing enjoyment:

[Barjack420]

The following statement is false
The preceding statement is true

[Jack_Dubious]

Love is like riding a snowmobile across the tundra. Suddenly it flips and pins you underneath. At night the wolves come.
-Anonymous



JDub

[TecnoRobo]

I survived Romplet ( formally known as gauntlet in 00 ) 03!

Yesterday in school we gave 6 romped sacrifices to the great snow god. In kansas we now have 6-8 inches of snow and no school.

The snow god has spoken.

( we actually did this and yes i was the lead sacrifice because im part native american and gave myself to the tribe which is my class )