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  • SpongeBobSquarePants
    I'm back!
    • Jan 2002
    • 3296

    #1

    Top 10

    I found this along with others on pb2xs site i thought it was hilarious

    Top Ten Reasons NOT To Own An Electronic Paintball Marker

    10. 'Cause you're a "Sniper."

    9. Eliminating the opposition is overrated.

    8. My Stingray is sooooo juced it can keep up with your Angel.

    7. Think of all the money you can save on paint.

    6. I like the long, stiff trigger pull better.

    5. I hate having all of those buttons on my gun.

    4. Who wants to worry about having fresh batteries?

    3. I can shoot 13 balls per second with my PGP.

    2. I'm waiting for the Phantom semi-auto before I buy my next gun.

    1. I'd have to get a job to afford one!
  • -=Squid=-

    #2
    hehe, funny and true!

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    • AlabamaMan
      Engineer 13
      • Nov 2002
      • 479

      #3
      Thats funny i thought all snipers used X-mags... guess i was wrong.
      LX RT-Pro, No Rise, 16 Inch Boomy, 12v Revvy, 68/3k Flatline

      Black E-Max, Pewter ULE, Halo TE, Worr Gas

      My Feedback thread
      http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80561

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      • joeyjoe367
        Confirmed 11 bps RT User!
        • May 2001
        • 1982

        #4
        Umm.. I don't like electro's... My RT can keep up almost as well as most electro's out there right now. Heck, I shoot faster than a lot of these guys who don't know how to use their triggers.

        I'm sorry, but I like being able to thrash my gun, and then just toss it in a bucket of water to rinse off.

        I'd like to see you do that with your electro.

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        "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
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        • SpongeBobSquarePants
          I'm back!
          • Jan 2002
          • 3296

          #5
          Originally posted by joeyjoe367

          I'm sorry, but I like being able to thrash my gun, and then just toss it in a bucket of water to rinse off.

          I'd like to see you do that with your electro.
          I would like to see u do that with a RT I am not saying nothin agianest u just really doubt u throw ur gun in a bucket and take the water hose to it

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          • joeyjoe367
            Confirmed 11 bps RT User!
            • May 2001
            • 1982

            #6
            Seriously, that's about what I do. If the gun's gassed up, all vital areas are sealed off. I don't stick it in a bucket of water, but I put it in the shower and rinse it off for about 5 minutes.

            A lot of times, I don't even take the gun apart. After rinsing or whatever, I'll dry-fire it a little bit just in case some water got into the bolt/bolt-spring area. Either that, or I'll take the valve out, run a squeegee through the mainbody and wipe off the bolt.

            My Trading Feedback

            "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
            -Edmond Burke

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            • Dayspring
              aka- The Day Wang

              • May 2001
              • 9664

              #7
              That how I used to clean my RT Pro. All the vitals are pressurized, so it's no real big deal. I wouldn't do it with my Emag though. NO WAY.

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              • SpongeBobSquarePants
                I'm back!
                • Jan 2002
                • 3296

                #8
                WOW i would never be that brave even with a spyder i think i would only be brave enough to do that with a tippmann they are like tanks.

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                • joeyjoe367
                  Confirmed 11 bps RT User!
                  • May 2001
                  • 1982

                  #9
                  Wouldn't do it with a spyder. The hammer is pulled back, and the springs, etc.. in there are exposed, and could get corroded, etc...

                  tippmans too. The "clam-shell" design isn't sealed, so you can get water inside the mainbody.

                  'mags are just special this way :) :)

                  My Trading Feedback

                  "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
                  -Edmond Burke

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                  • Quiet
                    I should shut up now
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 781

                    #10
                    Hey,
                    I resemble some of those reasons. I don't want to spend the money, carry that much paint around, I hate batteries, and I can shoot fast enough with my trusty ol' mag.

                    I think electros are overrated

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                    • SpongeBobSquarePants
                      I'm back!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 3296

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Quiet
                      Hey,
                      I resemble some of those reasons. I don't want to spend the money, carry that much paint around, I hate batteries, and I can shoot fast enough with my trusty ol' mag.

                      I think electros are overrated
                      Sure quiet sure just picking with ya bro

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                      • RamboPreacher
                        Player, not a Pro
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 1084

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SpongeBobSquarePants


                        I would like to see u do that with a RT I am not saying nothin agianest u just really doubt u throw ur gun in a bucket and take the water hose to it
                        I have taken a shower with my blazer on many occasions (my phoons, strokers, adn other sheridans adn palmers too)
                        Thanks, Brent "RamboPreacher" Hoefling, CPPA founder

                        Here is my user feedback thread. and my online jottings

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                        • Chameleon
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 5

                          #13
                          I love number 2. I remember the Phantom semis were due out about 12 years ago! I seem to recall a prototype appearing a bloody long time ago but nuffin since!

                          Chameleon.
                          (Edinburgh)
                          OW!!! That bleedin hurt!!!

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                          • boss_automager
                            AO's Cake Whacker
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1224

                            #14
                            thats funny sponge

                            i love number 8

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                            • TransMan
                              Man Beast!!!
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 3152

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RamboPreacher
                              I have taken a shower with my blazer on many occasions (my phoons, strokers, adn other sheridans adn palmers too)
                              Yeah ill have to see a picture before i believe that one.

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