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What type of mistakes do skeletons make?
Boo Boos!
woohoo!
What type of mistakes do skeletons make?
Boo Boos!
woohoo!
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what kind of calculators to cows use?
moocalators...wait.. i got that wrong.. its cowculators!!
a drunk walked into a bar and said ouch
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*Why Didn't the Skeleton cross the road?
It Didn't have the Guts
*Why did the banana go to the gym?
It wanted to learn the banana splitComment
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whats green and red and goes 100 mph?
kermit the frog in a blender
"I am Nobody and Nobody is Perfect: Therefore i`m Perfect"
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."Comment
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someone actually asked me this today, discussing elephants being poached after i told him elephants had tusks, and he thought that elephants didnt have tusks:
whats an elephant without tusks?
and i said:
an elephant that got hunted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
it was funny at the timeSIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BADComment
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when some one asks "whats up?" reply, "Elavotors are up, basements are down and paper remains stationary"
"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
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HAHAHAHA that was goodOriginally posted by Archangel Damien
whats green and red and goes 100 mph?
kermit the frog in a blender
Want a to here a dirty one?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle!Comment
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange who?
Orn't you glad I knocked.
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This one is more of a poem:
Lake froze over
Stupid frog
Splat
Here's one from the Three Stooges:
(The episode where they learn to be educated gentlemen)
Moe:
Oh see the dear
Does the dear have a little doe?
Larry:
Yeah, two buck!Comment
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This is one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while:
Whats brown and sticky???
A Stick!!!
Hahahaha!!!
It doesn't seem as funny in writing as it did when someone tells it in a funny voice...Comment
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What's long, goes in your mouth hard and comes out soft and sticky?
Bubble gum!Have Xbox Live? Check out LiveGamers.net (We're oh so lonely on the forums there)Comment
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HoboJudge: "What's long, goes in your mouth hard and comes out soft and sticky?
Bubble gum!"
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IF I WANTED AN ANGEL AIR I WOULD GLUE A GAMEBOY TO MY FRIKIN TANK.
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Whats long, hard, wet, and full of seaman?
A submarine
HAHAHAHAHA I kill me.Comment
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2 blondes walk into a building...
You would have thought one of them would have seen it.Comment
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what did the fish say when he hit the wall..?
... DAM!-)
Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
cause anyone who can, run, jump or swim has already left the country! .. *I'm mexican so I can tell that joke*The MOOSE is LOOSE!
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