Anyone have a clue what this guy is talking about?

[Cope]

I got this e mail tonight. I don'y usually open e mail from people i don't know but I opened this one for some reason. The subject was "What are yog gonaa fo"? I'm not kidding. When I opened it heres what it said. What do you make of this?:

The first time I wrote to you you were syaing that I awas thakinmg too long. Now I wan tan answert yo the querftion that I posed to you last time. That question was,and is,what er you goint yuo do abou that? Yes,it is hard on you,I know. That is no excuse however. I want an answer to the question piosed before. In the interum I want tyou thothing khau anf lond aboutr a new jon bpoduiy in . Ye,I love her and i want her to eba apeyr of my life. Before you andwer please think about before and what is involved. What isinvolved is a total overhaul of the levgaui system. Love is the answer to everything you knoe? If you do niot ansdwer me in a timelu mannr I will be fored to report yopu to the legal department. Yes, I want tha. You know i rhn that. If you do,you really don't know me at all. Too bad you masde a couple of bad decisions before and now you are paying for it. I want love,I need love,and I am going to gert love,ya dig me? If redcomes I will go. If he doesn't I won't. Before i get to steppin' I will ask you again,ok? Too bad you won't be going t the party,because i will be there with bells on. Yes,Joanis is a fool,ans a hypocrite and he wants me to be a prisoner of your love. I don'y want to be a prisoner,I want to be a free man,not a slavey to the grin. Balls are a reat thing to have but you seem to be lacking in that area,IMO. This e mail will self destruct in 5 minutes after answering it,ok? The only time tehat I have ev thought of you is in a bad way before I was about to puke or something. Lover is my lover,ya hear me knockin? Terry

[PigSweat]

Drugs.

[FESTUS33]

Originally posted by PigSweat
Drugs.

And obviously Never proof read's.
Or check's addy's

[Jack_Dubious]

hey...if there were a few paintball related terms in there I would just consider it a typical AO post. j/k

JDub

[Cope]

Originally posted by Jack_Dubious
hey...if there were a few paintball related terms in there I would just consider it a typical AO post. j/k

JDub

LMAO I almost spit out my soda,I was laughing so hard when I read your quote.
I'm just kinda worried that this guy is a psycho or something.
He has my e mail address and might have me confused with someone else.
What is he talking about anyway?

[Jack_Dubious]

Im pretty sure it was just accidentally sent to you. It sounds like its a guy writing to his ex-girlfriend, who he cant get over...but wants her to believe hes totally over her....i think...

I think you should write him back...write something like this....

"your just thnking too mush about yer lover. Its ovr beetwen us U2. Iw ish you cod seet hat but youare 2 binded buy er own hyprocrasy ann stuph. Wake upan smel whatthe Rock es Cookin! I wish yoare my prisonar of love so I could shock yer testicles with ma tzer gun. In the meentime I want tyou thothing chau anf blonde aboutr a new jon bonjobi in. Believe tdat, caus eda whistles go WOOOO WOOOO!!"


JDub

[MantisMag]

here it is as far as i can tell...

The first time I wrote to you, you were saying that i was thinking too long. Now i want an answer to the question that i posed to you last time. That question was, and is, what are you going to do about it? Yes. It is hard on you. I know. That is no excuse, however. I want an answer to the question posed before. In the interim i want you to think hard and long about a new (i haven't a clue). Yes, I love her and I want her to be a part of my life. Before you answer, please think about what is involved. what is involved, is a total overhaul of the legal? system. Love is the answer to everything, you know? If you do not answer me in a timely manner i will be forced to report you to the legal department. Yes, I want that. You know i want that. If you do, you really don't know me at all. Too bad cause you made a couple of bad decisions before and now you are paying for it. I want love, I need love, and I am going to get love. Ya dig me? If Red comes I will go. If he doesn't I won't. Before I get to steppin' I will ask you again. OK? Too bad you won't be going to the party, because i will be there with bells on. Yes Joan Jon? is a fool and a hypocrite and he wants me to be a prisoner of your love. I don't want to be a prisoner. I want to be a free man. Not a slave to the grin gin? Balls are a great thing to have but you seem to be lacking in that area, IMO. This e-mail will self destruct in 5 minutes after answering it, ok? the only time that i have thought of you is in a bad way before I was about to puke or something. Lover is my lover. Ya hear me knockin? -Terry

sounds like something written by an intelligent person while drunk or otherwise intoxicated. i haven't a clue what it's about. legal system? love? what's he asking? maybe he wants a divorce from his wife that he's currently seperated from? that kinda makes sense. sorta. almost. i don't know. maybe writing to his boss about getting involved with someone at work? that also kinda makes some sense. this is so confusing. fun though.

[FESTUS33]

I hate to say this but after reading Mantis
interpretation {which by the way seem's
accurate} This sound's like a gay lover's
quarrel. That got sent to the wrong E-Mail
addy by accident.

[spazzed]

/me agree's with Festus

[Cryer]

Originally posted by FESTUS33
This sound's like a gay lover's
quarrel. That got sent to the wrong E-Mail
addy by accident.

Or maybe it wasn't an accident....


j/k

[WARPED1]

You've been spammed!

[Cope]

LOL,thanks for making me laugh about it guys.
Obviously if he makes that many mistakes in the title and body of the letter,then he probably made a mistake when he typed in my e mail address too.
I'm sure he'll realize that when he sobers up.
I'm not worried or anything now.
Now that I read it again I agree most with Festus' interpretation too.
Those guys must have had a hell of a fight for this guy to get so wasted over it,lol

[FESTUS33]

Cope
The Really Scary thing is
When He wakes up He won't
know where he sent it!!!

[Cope]

LOL,he will if he looks at his sent mail for any reason.
Then he'll probably say "what the hell was I thinking,and who the hell did I send that to?"
I hope it inspires him to seek drug/and or alcohol abuse treatment as well,lol

[Cope]

Hmm,he does mention loving a girl in it too.
Maybe he is bi.
Mantis,your interpretation was very sensible,there does seem to be an intelligence that shines through all the babble.