who here is a monty python fan?

[boss_automager]

"what is your favorite color?"
"blue"
"wrong!"cast off bridge"





IT!IT!

[AllAmericanMag]

"No.....Time-To-Lose!" hehe, anyone remember that skit?

[El Gallo Negro]

OMG!!!!

I'm a huge Monthy Python Fan... as I read all your post all the scenes kept pooping in my mind I can basically sing the whole camelot song by heart, or repeat the knights of ni or any scene by heart....

Camelot!
Camelot!
Camelot!
It's only a model.
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot!

We're knights of the round table.
We dance when e'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
clap clap clap clap
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.

Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Right. Right.

Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel!

One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

Sorry.
And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. What are you doing now?!
I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!
Yes, Lord.
Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
Good idea, O Lord!
'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Arthur... the quest for the Holy Grail.


Sorry for the waste of bandwidth but.... I just had too!!!!

I couldn't contain myself....

[Cope]

I love the dead parrot routine,among many others.

"This bird has ceased to exist".
"It is NO MORE".

[lilsnowpixie]

i have so many friends that use quote monty python and the holy grail and then laugh and quote some more. at that time i'd never seen it, so i was out of the loop and they always had to explain, which takes all the fun away. finally they made me watch it, and now i join in with them, that movie is hilarious

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Cope
I love the dead parrot routine,among many others.

"This bird has ceased to exist".
"It is NO MORE".

"He has become an EX PARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[boss_automager]

the rabbit!the man eating rabbit!it wass so funny!

[skife]

Sharp pointy fangs *does fang thing with his fingers*
.... THE BONES!!! LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

[Archangel Kid]

Omg.... ten bucks say's u all overlooked the part when Sir Lancealot came across the first knight to join his gang.... he is sitting there tieing a coconut to a swallow seeing if it could fly..... now y that is funny is because in the begining they are talking about how they got the coconuts and one example was well my the coconut was tied to the swallow.... then the whole weight ratio comes into play.... "IT's a question about WEIGHT RATIO, a 5 ounce BIRD CAN'T CARRY A 1 POUND COCONUT"... i love that moovie

[skife]

ten bucks says you over looked how many cats were beat/squished during the movie, Watch the camalot part a couple times and slow it down a cat gets squished its so funny, oh and the part your talking about listen to what the guys say about what floats in water, Somone says churches, and one of the guys there has shaving cream on I've watched the movie countless times

[WARPED1]

"Bring out your dead!"
"I feel fine."
"you're not foolin' anyone"
"I FEEL HAPPY!I FEEL HAPPY!I FEEL HAPP........"*THUD*

[davidb]

Archangel Kid and Skife, do you want to send me my ten bucks by check or money order?
Before the crowd comes to sir Bedivere, he is standing on the platform with a swallow tied to a coconut.
As for the cat, did you catch the scene in the plague village where the woman is beating it against the wall as if she is trying to get the dust out of it? Classic.

[Archangel Kid]

DAVID.... ur my hero.... ok well no ur not really ... but ur the first person that i've talked about it to, that acctually noticed it WEEE.... o btw... ur checks in the mail... keep looking it should be there n e day now .... oh and yes i did notice the women beating the cat

[mikey101]

<a href="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Sounds/ping.wav">And uh, get the machine that goes PING!</a> heh

[FESTUS33]

Originally posted by Miscue
We are the knights who say ni!

"Bring Us A SHRUBEREEEEE!!!"