Warning the Consumption of Alcohol:

[845]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible or worse, bulletproof.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gud.

[personman]

Re: Warning the Consumption of Alcohol:

Originally posted by 845
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

What if you do that anyway?

[Cliffio]

ahh truer words have never been spoken

[Clare]

That's hilarious!

[gimp]

haha, brings back memories....except the bulletproof one, I don't think I've done that before. Or gotten pregnant.

[Clare]

haha, brings back memories....except the bulletproof one, I don't think I've done that before. Or gotten pregnant.

you've wondered what the hell happened to your bra?

[EsPo]

Re: Re: Warning the Consumption of Alcohol:

Originally posted by personman

What if you do that anyway?

than your name is personman

[Meat Popsicle]

flash

You can find most of these in a stick figure flash animation at

http://www.jamsandwhich.com/flash/alcohol.swf

[Quiet]

Alcohol doesn't make me dance poorly, being overly caucasian does.

[Archangel Damien]

i can atest to 90% of those being true

[Mango]

Re: Warning the Consumption of Alcohol:

Originally posted by 845
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

HAHAH Manike can verify that one for me!

[pbzmag]

Does that include people who actually thought that they were drinking alcohol but in reality really drinking odouls?

[Cliffio]

odouls still has alcohol in it

[PolishSausage]

Originally posted by Archangel Damien
i can atest to 90% of those being true

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

LMAO!