two guys standing in line at the customer service desk. a blind man, and a deaf mute. the deaf mute tells the customer service man he wants to get a hammer by acting like he is pounding a nail... how does the blind guy tell the customer service guy he wants a shovel?
-
"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
-
he says "i want a shovel"Originally posted by HoppysMag
two guys standing in line at the customer service desk. a blind man, and a deaf mute. the deaf mute tells the customer service man he wants to get a hammer by acting like he is pounding a nail... how does the blind guy tell the customer service guy he wants a shovel?Comment
-
bingo.Originally posted by petefol
he says "i want a shovel"
yes they have fourth of july in england, its right fter the 3rd and right before the 5th"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
Comment
-
...a mush-roomOriginally posted by Jack & Coke
Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
What word in the English language begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter in it?Comment
-
EnvelopeWhat word in the English language begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter in it?
Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
How much dirt is in a hole one foot wide, one foot long, and one foot deep?
(sorry these are so easy, I don't know any others!
)
AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)
Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!Comment
-
a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks both weigh a pound. a whole has no dirt in it.Originally posted by BobTheCow63
Envelope
Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
How much dirt is in a hole one foot wide, one foot long, and one foot deep?
(sorry these are so easy, I don't know any others! )
Comment
-
2 elephants are taking a shower...
1 says "radio".
Comment
-
Lets see how smart you are:
An insurance salesman knocks on the door of a home in a housing development.
When a lady answers he asks "How many children do you have?"
She replies "Three."
When he asks, "What are their ages?" she decides that he is to nosy and refuses to tell him. After he aplogizes for his apparent rudeness he asks for a hint about the children's ages.
She says "If you multiply their three ages you get 36." (Their ages are exact numberd.) He thinks for a while and then asks for another hint.
When she says, "The sum of their ages is the number on the house next door," he immediately jumps over the fence to determine this number.
This done, he returns to the lady asks for one last hint. "All right," she says, "the eldest plays the piano!"
He then knows their ages.
Do you?Comment
-
-
Sorry, Incorrect.
12 * 12 * 12 = 1,728 not 36
What are the ages of the 3 children?
Child A: ?
Child B: ?
Child C: ?Comment
-
-
I think you missed the first hint she gave...Originally posted by illshowumyramrod
11, 12, and 13... I suck at math,
"...If you multiply their three ages you get 36..."
that means A * B * C = 36, where A, B, and C are the ages of the kids.Comment
-
I don't know the answer to the 3 kids joke, but here's another one.
Theres 2 islands with a river between them, on one island theres you, a boat, a bag of chicken feed, a chicken, and a wolf. If you leave the chicken with the feed, the chicken eats the feed, if you leave the wolf with chicken, the wolf would eat the chicken. You can take as many trips as you want in the boat and you can move ONLY by the boat (no swimming or throwing, etc), but can only take one of the "items" at a time. How do you get all of them including yourself and the boat to the other island without one of the "items" getting eaten?
muahahahah
P.S. you can take BACK items as well from the other island.'people should not be allowed to own paintguns which are smarter than they are'
-SparqComment
-
dude... that's a party foul.
you're not supposed to ask another question until the previous one is solved or deemed too difficult to solve.
At least give it a chance before blasting out a new question...
*looks for forum etiquette book*Comment
-
eyeWhat word in the English language begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter in it?Comment
Comment