How can you fit a 135lb women inside the dashboard of a car?

[Koosh]

LIKE THIS!




A US customs inspector at a boarder crossing asked the driver of this SUV for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document which the driver showed the inspector.

Since the driver did not appeared to be a member of the Adams Family, the inspector became suspicious, thus leading to a full search.

Just think, if alien smugglers can put a 135lb body behind the dashboard, imagine what they can do with dope?

(I got this all from a different forum, by the way...)

[BobTheCow]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
freakish...

[El Gallo Negro]

WHOAH!!!

I used to work for the USDA back at home and we never saw that!!!

[joeyjoe367]

Whoa... that's amazing.

...kinda stupid that the chick would stick her hand out like that. I woulda discreetly "dropped" it or something. I guess I wasn't there, so I don't know exactly how it happened.

but yeah, that coulda been 135 lbs of dope.

Is that real tho? I've never known people desparatly wanting to get into the US to wear designer pre-faded jeans. or is that just how the picture was taken, and light is playing a trick on the camera?

[El Gallo Negro]

It's probably a cheap imitiation designer pants...

You can find Nike's over there for 5 bucks but there called mike or what not... I'll get a pic next time I go down to Clx...

[BobTheCow]

Originally posted by joeyjoe367
Is that real tho? I've never known people desparatly wanting to get into the US to wear designer pre-faded jeans. or is that just how the picture was taken, and light is playing a trick on the camera?

lol, I think it looks more like she had a bit of an..."accident"...

[Collegeboy]

That is sad.

[RetroEclipseMan]

Originally posted by El Gallo Negro
It's probably a cheap imitiation designer pants...

You can find Nike's over there for 5 bucks but there called mike or what not... I'll get a pic next time I go down to Clx...

Haha!!! I remember my friend chad always wearing mikes back in the day when we were young. We used to give him so much crap about those.

[BobTheCow]

<font size=+2>N</font>ike?? What is this strange letter that resembles M, but is missing a leg??

[sneakyhacker420]

haha... damn mexicans getting smuggled into our country

i saw a documentary of the border partrol on the discovery channel, there were 2 kids with SCUBA gear lying down in the 2 gas tanks of a large truck that had the top cut off... imagine having to lay in diesel fuel for up to 10 hours

[Jack_Dubious]

In the immortal lyrics of Mr. Neil Diamond:

"On the boats and on the planes
They're coming to America
Never looking back again
They're coming to America.."



JDub

[sneakyhacker420]

haha

good one there

[buck 50]

Well I guess my sister is not coming to stay with us after all.

[Cliffio]

i thought for sure it was going to be some answer like, "chop her up"



Cliff

[dropkick1]

haha, thats hilarious, o well people will do some crazy stuff to get the things they want.

ken