Cool eBay auction!

[mag-hatter]

omg its at 16,000 bucks!

[Kevmaster]

20+ now

[pito189]

What was it? It doesn't work now.

[Collegeboy]

Just someone being stupid and attaching a white sheet to a stick and saying it is a flag of the French.

[pito189]

From Tucker Max's UT weekend.
The rest of the night saw two dramas play out simultaneously: On my side, the two attractive girls were battling to decide which one was going to hook up with me. They were being catty *****es to each other, each one trying to monopolize my attention and push the other one out. It was like a bad episode of Elimidate. All this, while my cousin tried to fend off the obvious and painful advances of Fatty.

Since it appeared that I really didn't have much of a say in the matter, I was rooting for the short girl; she had the better face, and seemed somewhat intelligent. My cousin saw what was going on, knew I liked the short girl, knew I was drunk, and set the match to the gasoline:

Phillip "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?"

Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?"

Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation."

Tucker "You ****ing cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy ****ing stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all ****ing die, and your frog-sympathizing *** with them."

This pretty much settled it: I was going home with the tall one.

Very funny guy. The rest of that story is here http://www.tuckermax.com/Stories/utweekend.html.

All of his stories are here http://www.tuckermax.com/Stories/tucker_stories.html

[Trench]

To bad E-bay took if off line... That was a great buy...

[eric]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?

[irbodden]

Does anyone have the sellers email?