Bad joke we played on a few friends....

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  • AngelBoy
    _-=Angel Boy=-_
    • Oct 2001
    • 863

    #1

    Bad joke we played on a few friends....

    OK, its a Friday night and we usually go to a friends cabin and play HALO all night, we do this almost every friday.

    A few of us got pretty bored and hungry, so we decided to go back into town and get some food and walk around Wal-Mart at 3AM. We got to walmart and decided to get a fog horn to wake everybody up when we got back to the cabin. On our way out, we walked past this little 2$ seethrough thong, and one of the guys with us got an idea so we bought the thong and the fog horn.

    So we get back to the cabin. He walks out of the bathroom in this thong, with his testicles hanging out each side of it. We laugh nonstop for about 5 minutes while he walks upstairs. By now its about 4AM, and he gets in bed with one of them, and they dont realize hes just wearing a thong. We blow the fog horn for a good 5 seconds and then we all run outside and hide in somebodys Tahoe.

    Taylor (the guy in the thong) had jumped up and started screaming and dancing around the room in this thong, and got them REALLY MAD. When we walked back in they were screamin and cussin at us for about 2 minutes before we calmed them down enough to go back upstairs.

    So if u wanna do something really funny thats gonna piss somebody off, get in bed with them at 4AM in a thong and start blowing a fog horn.
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  • cris8762
    Village Idiot
    • Jun 2002
    • 1763

    #2
    uh...yeah.......sicko.....

    but serisouly why the hell would ur friend wear a clear thong?!!?! that is wrong on sooo many levels!
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    • Gotenks
      Ferrari Gas Mileage-140 hp
      • Dec 2001
      • 634

      #3
      guys who wear thongs enjoy the feeling of having something up their wazoo

      Thats what I told me friend, when he wore a thong to track practice as a joke, and he ran a couple of laps with it on, no shirt, just shoes and the thong.

      HORRIBLE.
      Last edited by Army; 02-23-2003, 08:27 PM.

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      • paintbattler
        Mags > Cockers
        • Nov 2001
        • 2754

        #4
        haha, did he have a shirt on or just the thong
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        • EsPo
          Dosehead
          • Jul 2002
          • 4140

          #5
          hehe.. i think the best prank is slipping laxatives in drinks.. we did this to like 8 people on the last ski trip.. they were fine after 3 hours or so
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          • 1stdeadeye
            Still around????
            • Jun 2002
            • 8501

            #6
            Practical Jokes Ideas!

            My two personal favorites are:

            Seran Wrap the toilet under the toilet seat. It must be super taught, and really makes people made.

            The best one ever is chicken bullion cubes in the shower. It takes a little bit before the hot water starts breaking the cube up so the water doesn't come out yellowish right away. The victim will small like chicken for the rest of the day!

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            • Brak
              POOP
              • Sep 2002
              • 1996

              #7
              man, im surprised nobody has mentioned shaving cream and mangos yet
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              • lilsnowpixie
                snowboard queen
                • Jan 2003
                • 41

                #8
                Re: Practical Jokes Ideas!

                Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
                My two personal favorites are:

                Seran Wrap the toilet under the toilet seat. It must be super taught, and really makes people made.

                The best one ever is chicken bullion cubes in the shower. It takes a little bit before the hot water starts breaking the cube up so the water doesn't come out yellowish right away. The victim will small like chicken for the rest of the day!
                the guys at camp use to do this all the time to our shower house! arg! that and hang our stuffed animals and clothes from the ceiling rafters. there are also several incidents involving water balloons, shaving cream, and trying to scare the crap out of us in the woods. last year we decided to get them back and our plan was to jump one when they came, and tie him to the chair and wax his legs among other cruel things. needless to say they got scared away by some counselors and we didn't get to test our plan. when that didn't happen we were going to go over to their side of the hill and pull some pranks of our own, but sadly if the girls ever do anything to the guys and they find out who it is we get bathroom cleaning duty or banned. but if the guys pull anything, they just get a something like a lecture and then a secret pat on the back and laugh. kind of sad if you ask me.
                Last edited by lilsnowpixie; 02-23-2003, 10:04 PM.

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                • WicKeD_WaYz
                  Ohio State Football #91
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 1817

                  #9
                  heh once at camp we grabbed the security gaurd with 4 or 5 guys, ducktaped him up, moved the beds in front of the door, we got his walkey talkey and went over the radio telling the camp that we had him hostage and they thought we were way serious and broke down our door, literally.

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                  • Army
                    Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                    • Oct 2000
                    • 5785

                    #10
                    This one time at band camp......

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                    • pbguy888
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1215

                      #11
                      AHHHHHH!! I was about to do that Army!
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                      • gimp
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 2368

                        #12
                        I've always wanted to try this. You take a thing of shaving cream, put it in the freezer for a while. Then, when it's all frozen, you cut the can off, so you have this frozen lump of shaving cream. Then, you put it in someones desk, or back pack, anywhere really. And just wait, when it thaws, it will expand all over the place. Oh, yeah, you have to wear a thong too. Just cause thats funnier.

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                        • spydervenom
                          Superior Member #2
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 475

                          #13
                          i say just find some chris farley type and put him in the bed w/ your friend.


                          that saran wrap thing sounds hilarious...i'm gonna do it to a friend asap. i dunno how i would get a roll of saran wrap into his bathroom though...

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                          • Surreal
                            rofl
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 351

                            #14
                            clear thongs at wal-mart? WTF??
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                            • -=Squid=-

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Army
                              This one time at band camp......
                              I shoved a tuba up some guys ***. Sorry, im so sick of that cliche

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