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  • Miscue
    Super Moderator

    • Oct 2000
    • 7105

    #1

    I am a retard

    I've had a surgery scheduled for 3 months, and it seems that it wasn't enough time for me to get my crap together. I lost all my paperwork and had to get a new set from the office lady who gave me the EVIL eye. I was supposed to have blood work done 3-5 days ago... I did it 2 weeks ago... whoops (they'll let it fly though). I also ate food all day before the test, when I was supposed to fast for 24 hours. I was supposed to get an EKG scheduled a week ago and already have it done... I forgot to do it. Luckily, they can fit me in the day before surgery... I got LUCKY.

    This stuff all started with a certain nurse feeding me misinformation, that I didn't completely sort out from the good information...

    With all these whoopsies... I sure hope my surgeon don't pull one himself.

    "The doctor wants you to come back to have a retained pair of headphones removed from your leg." "How did that happen?" "Whoopsie!"
  • Army
    Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

    • Oct 2000
    • 5785

    #2
    So that's why I kept hearing Neil Diamond when I saw you at Pan Am.....

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    • Archangel Damien
      Dumb - Dumber - Dumberer
      • Sep 2002
      • 698

      #3
      if you are a retard what does that make me


      "I am Nobody and Nobody is Perfect: Therefore i`m Perfect"
      "Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."

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      • joeyjoe367
        Confirmed 11 bps RT User!
        • May 2001
        • 1982

        #4
        Oh man, I want some headphones implanted in my head

        GL with the surgery. Hopefully that guy has a PH.D. in "not-goofing-up-ology"

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        "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
        -Edmond Burke

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        • Trench
          Pie lovers go to Hell!
          • Nov 2002
          • 1099

          #5
          Well, I was lucky when I had knee surgery... Woke up one morning thinking I was going to get laid... I could bend my knee so I went to the docter, got an MRI and had surgery and was in bed at home by 6:30 pm... not a bad day... Other than not getting laid...
          Founder of the Pie Haters Revolution!

          Good Traders: DoctorStox, BoomerFoxtrot

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          • cphilip
            Former Moderator

            • Jun 2026
            • 16216

            #6
            Finaly going in for that Sex Change operation huh? You go girl!!!!


            AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

            cphilip.com

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            • Trench
              Pie lovers go to Hell!
              • Nov 2002
              • 1099

              #7
              Who?!? Me?!?



              Never!
              Founder of the Pie Haters Revolution!

              Good Traders: DoctorStox, BoomerFoxtrot

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              • Trench
                Pie lovers go to Hell!
                • Nov 2002
                • 1099

                #8
                *Just realized you were talking to the mod*

                Ah!
                Founder of the Pie Haters Revolution!

                Good Traders: DoctorStox, BoomerFoxtrot

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                • cphilip
                  Former Moderator

                  • Jun 2026
                  • 16216

                  #9
                  LOL!

                  no....Miscue...


                  AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                  cphilip.com

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                  • Trench
                    Pie lovers go to Hell!
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 1099

                    #10
                    Hehe.. thanks...

                    BTW, you might not even remember me... But thanks for letting me use your RT-pro way back when at SCAO...
                    Founder of the Pie Haters Revolution!

                    Good Traders: DoctorStox, BoomerFoxtrot

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                    • cphilip
                      Former Moderator

                      • Jun 2026
                      • 16216

                      #11
                      Sure I remember you! You ever get that body straightened out on your marker?


                      AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                      cphilip.com

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                      • Miscue
                        Super Moderator

                        • Oct 2000
                        • 7105

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cphilip
                        Finaly going in for that Sex Change operation huh? You go girl!!!!
                        That's right. Whatever it takes to play on Femmes Fatales...

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                        • Quiet
                          I should shut up now
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 781

                          #13
                          What are you really going in for?

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                          • Miscue
                            Super Moderator

                            • Oct 2000
                            • 7105

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Quiet
                            What are you really going in for?
                            Getting rod pulled out of my femur... from PB accident 1.5 years ago... seems like just yesterday...

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                            • RobAGD
                              Cantankerous Administrator

                              • Oct 2000
                              • 2030

                              #15
                              Cue - have someone make a Barrel out of it for you

                              -R
                              Serving AGD customers since 93, wishing I could beat some common since into some of them about 5 hrs later.

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