best/funniest pick up lines

[HoppysMag]

if there is already a post about this, link me to it baby!

till then post the best or funniest youv said, heard, whatever!


Boy; wow those pants are tight, how do you get into them?
Girl; buying me a drink is a start.


Keep it clean please

[-=Squid=-]

boy: woooooowoooooooooowoooooooooooo
Girl: Whats that noise supposed to be?
Boy: The ambulance coming to take me away because I fainted at the sight of you.

[-J�ker-]

wanna go get a pizza....and have sex?

nice legs, when do they open?

[AllAmericanMag]

I lost my Teddy Bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

[71 LS6]

Do you wash those pants with windex?

Because I can see myself in them.

[land hurricane]

can i have a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas

do you have a quarter?- my mom told me to call her when i fell in love

i forgot the rest

[paintballrules7]

tickle your pussy with a feather i mean nice weather.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Originally posted by paintballrules7
tickle your pussy with a feather i mean nice weather.

I don't get it


If you were a booger i would pick you first.

[Gitaroo Man]

That shirt is very becoming on you...of course if I were on you I would "be "coming"" too.


(didn't know if i could write it or not in the double quotes...you get the idea)

[HoppysMag]

Originally posted by Gitaroo Man
That shirt is very becoming on you...of course if I were on you I would "be "coming"" too.


(didn't know if i could write it or not in the double quotes...you get the idea)

yup i know that one its one of my personal favs

[cphilip]

Be carefull here...

[paintbattler]

boy- what do u wash ur pants with? windex? because i see myself in them

[-Carnifex-]

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!

[giblit]

i have a zippo that says this:
"The word of the day is "Legs" lets go back to my place and spread the word."

[gimp]

Well, this really isn't a pickup line. It's something I said once that didn't work.

"Wow, all this beer I drank makes you look good. Lets go back to my room.."