Survivor Amazon

[Jack & Coke]

Originally posted by dre1919
My version of "Survivor" would be me and that girl Heidi being locked in a hotel room for a week with no food, clothes, or anything to do but "get together" constantly. If we manage to have that much sex and not die trying, voila! we are "Survivors"!!

Heidi, and Jenna for that matter, are HOT!

Heidi was cracking me up with her logic about why the "cute" girls are not working as hard and are just sitting around:

"...Heidi says the work ethic situation is creating friction in the tribe. The "bigger" women with more fat have extra energy to do more work. While the thinner women stay at home.

JoAnna provides a lecture to the youngsters that anything worth having is worth working for. Beauty is deceitful, a woman who praises the Lord is good. Beauty will fade, virtue and character last. Well, preaching at them is a good way to stay in the game, JoAnna. You just keep that right up. Heidi can't figure out what that little lecture had to do with anything except that they're cute..."

[dre1919]

This is the most entertaining of the "Survivors" by far for me. I was crackin' up with the "refrigerator of coke" prize last night. If it were me, I would have snagged a couple of cans and a canoe and headed over to the Jaburu camp at night. Once there, I would have rolled up on Heidi and been like:

"Seriously, I can't help but notice there's something between us. Don't try and deny it girl, we both know what I'm talking about. How about we take a walk and enjoy this cold, refreshing coke?"

And, I guess if she didn't buy that, I would have to bust out with:

"So...how much is this cold coke worth to ya?"

[ShooterJM]

Ahh coke. "Girl don't you know an ice cold refreshing coke can remove the aftertaste of many things including grubs!"

[Jack & Coke]

From:http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi...862.art&page=1

Regarding Heidi:

"...Being a 38-year-old single, straight male, I always watch for the "hotties" in each season. And yes, Heidi was one of my favorites. To be honest, last week her talk of older women having an issue with her because she's cute didn't bother me that much. But this week, I'm convinced she should be seen and not heard. First, let's discuss her strategy. She commented that she's letting some of the others do the work, and she'll probably end up ahead of them in the game. Well, she's half right, because JoAnna is out. But could she be any more full of herself?

Most telling is her comment that the older women don't like her because she's cuter. She reminds me of the rich kid in school who laments people don't like him because he's rich, but he keeps talking about his Mercedes that Daddy bought him, as well as flashing his Rolex in everyone's face, not to mention talking about his big fat Greek vacation he received as a birthday present at age 16. And her comment about the older women having more body fat to live off came across as just boorish. Yes, she keeps her comments to the camera as far as we can tell, but still continues to make herself look like a walking blonde joke on national television. Somehow, this joke isn't funny as much as it is flabbergasting.

What about her partner in slime, Jenna? My "correspondent" Toni, who referred to her as "Skeleton with an attitude," this week commented, "Could those skeletons be more conceited?" Jenna's comment, "Don't be mad because we have good bodies. It's not our fault . Get over it," may go down as one of the most obnoxious quotes in the show's history. I'm still waiting for her and Heidi to say, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." No, you've given us plenty of other reasons Jenna. You get the feeling that if she worked in an office, she'd have scantily clad pictures of herself all over her work area..."

[ShooterJM]

I'd say 5-1 odds that both pose nude. 10-1 together....

[dre1919]

I'll give it 2-1 odds I'd buy that mag if they do.



Sure, both of them are concieted, but I'm not talking about whether I would want to marry either one. I'm just saying give me some time with them sans clothing, then they can go back to being conceited and I'll go back to thinking "Survivor" is kinda boring. Has anyone seen the obscure movie "Series 7"? Now that's what reality TV should be. Basically, the movie is a parody of reality shows where they pick seven "contenders" randomly and run up and give them a Glock 9mm and say "Good Luck!" Then, they have to eliminate each other.

[Jack & Coke]