Need your help on this. Anti- taliban movement!!!

[cphilip]

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.


(some of the guys over at the Diesel truck forum posted this. Big suprise huh? )

[PzYcO]

loooool im SO there

[cphilip]

If some of you wives wouldn't mind...please email me some naked pictures of yourselves so I can decide what nieghborhood to set up my lawn chair in? Thanks!

[Collegeboy]

I have to show my patriotism right. Can't let them low lifes show me how to live. I am there with beer in hand (well diet coke probably, not much of a drinker )

[cphilip]

hey and on a campus this might be even more...um...er...patriotic!

[Tunaman]

But them Talibans smoke the wacky...so how we gonna distinguish them from the rest of the American folk?

[cphilip]

Originally posted by Tunaman
But them Talibans smoke the wacky...so how we gonna distinguish them from the rest of the American folk?

there won't be a beer in the other hand?

[Tunaman]

ahhh...shoulda thunk it!

[Newbie215]

HURHA!!!!!!!!SimperFi, I would love to help in this movement as much as I possible can.

[Sinistarr]

I tried to get the wife to do that about 6 months ago when one of the first calls went out. She refused. Go figure. I am, however trying to get a anti taliban day at the field, and see if any of the gals there will play naked.

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[Collegeboy]

I know where my lawn chair will be placed. Sorority row baby.

[Newbie215]

Screw the lawn chair ill drag my lazy boy out there and get a bottle of my dads 1888 chardany (type please excuse that) but on the other hand girl playing nude would rock i wouldent connect my nitro tank i would just stare and get pelted....i couldent shoot a girl if she was nude but may do something else

[ShooterJM]

For purely research purposes I'll be patrolling with a video camera to record this historic event. If for some reason you cannot make the event, please stop by my house so I may record your demonstration so that it may be played simultaniously with the rest of the patriots at a later date. Due to antiquated equipment multiple takes might be required as will the occasional manipulation to ensure quality filming......


We at T.he I.nstitute for anti T.aliban S.oldiers thank you for your support in this patriotic cause!

[Trench]

I will be there!

Untill that is, the fat people start walking by... AH!!!

[Darkling]

HAHAHA this is the greatest thread I have ever seen lol. Break out the Guinness and bring your girlfriends everyone!!