How would you build your Army?

[alkafluence]

Originally posted by dansim
30,000 B.A.T.S
4,000 Hiss'
1 terrordrome
90,000 Vipers
and destro

And no Cobra Commander to bungle it.

But you forgot your aircraft - Rattlers.

[maglover52]

i would get all of my stuff from isrial they are our very very close aly and are very good at war. and they use most of our jets and stuff.and there expiereinced because all the countrys around them hate them.

[1stdeadeye]

Simple!

I would buy small arms from Germany. Galandewagons from Germany to move my troops around in style. A boat load of RPGs from any of the former Warsaw Pact countries. Some surplus attack helicopters from the Soviet Union. A bunch of British made Tornado fighter/bombers and VTOL fighters.

Finally to give my country some teeth I would buy 4 Airbus Commercial Jets painted to match an American, Russian, Chinese, and Swiss airlines. I would then buy 2 nukes from North Korea and announce to the world that I have them and the means to covertly deliver them anywhere in the world. Bother us and we will not hesitate to use them!

This should pretty much ensure our safety!

[Jack_Dubious]

Originally posted by dansim
30,000 B.A.T.S
4,000 Hiss'
1 terrordrome
90,000 Vipers
and destro

[Patron God of Pirates]

My entire army would be composed of equal parts Pirates and Ninja

I would rule from the shadows. I would set up a puppet government in my country, and claim neutrality. Then I would employ scientists from the former soviet union, and begin construction of a small fleet of Nuclear Submarines, which would be crewed by mercenary Pirates who did not know who it was they were working for.

I would kidnap the worlds two living Ninjitsu Grand Masters and have them train my army of ninjas. I would then hire out of work super nerds from the defunct tech sector and train my Ninjas in electronic espionage.

Then my Pirate navy would begin hijacking oil tankers, cargo ships, and anything else I want.

My economy would boom and I would begin a space program. I would launch orbital nuclear weapons, who's EMP would scramble the computers of enemy ships, satellites, ground forces, and the guidance systems of cruise missiles and ICBMs.

My army of Ninja would assassinate any member of any intelligence organization that started to suspect my nation was behind the piracy.

Through bribery, blackmail, and assassination, I would gain control of all world governments. I would install free market capitalism world wide.

Everyone lives happily ever after (save for lazy people).

[Fred]

Well...

First I would send my gatherers to harvest ore...

then I would build more of them to keep my military war machine properly funded...

While doing that, I would have one build a supply depot to keep my troops fed.

Then I'd build a Barracks.

Supply depots make great walls, so I'd build a few rows of them and put bunkers full of marines behind them for added protection against invading zealots and zerglings...

Add a siege tank or 3, some battleships, and you're good to go!



---Fred

[edweird]

Id find myself a MAD SCIENTIST!!!!! and make me a Horde of FLYING MONKEYS!


Muhhhhhahahahahaha



Then id outfit em all with Power loaders from the Movie Aliens, with Dual Gau-2 gatling guns and Diplomatic Immunity cards.

I repeat, Muhhhhhahahahahaha

[Gitaroo Man]

Originally posted by edweird
Id find myself a MAD SCIENTIST!!!!! and make me a Horde of FLYING MONKEYS!


Muhhhhhahahahahaha



Then id outfit em all with Power loaders from the Movie Aliens, with Dual Gau-2 gatling guns and Diplomatic Immunity cards.

I repeat, Muhhhhhahahahahaha

suburb of hell getting to you?

[Archangel Damien]

give me an army of gurkas(sp?)

[Python14]

If they get flying monkeys then I am employing Urk-kai, Elves, and Bob Longs Ironmen.

[alkafluence]

Originally posted by Python14
If they get flying monkeys then I am employing Urk-kai, Elves, and Bob Longs Ironmen.

Everyone knows about that "Twin Towers" scenario that is coming up. I think with a little costume change, those monkeys could easily become orcs or something.

[Automaggin2]

hmmmmm wow

so many things i could do

H&K mp5s
FA-MAS's
maybe some Steyrs
IMI DEagles gotta show some force
some migs for my plans

[SqueegeeKid]

I'd be talking to the Soviets!

Their stuff lasts quite some time, needs little maintenance and i bet it'd be dirt cheap!

Only problem is that it might not be quite up to date with todays weaponry.

Since this thread is going the fantasy route here's my idea:

I'd start up a Jurassic Park to create a bunch of evil dinosaurs and sick them to my enemies. Perhaps i'll try the Aliens route, only it looks like that might be futile (3 movies and they still didn't get it right!)

I do like that giant robots theory!

[JimpDaPimp]

I wouldn't want a conventional army. I would just get myself a few nukes and build the largest EMP bomb on earth. I would probably use terrorist tactics when attacking. It's fighting dirty, but that's the best way to fight. I would somehow incorporate SR-25s into my army...I just love them. If I had a small country, I would expand and go Hitler style and try to enslave other countries to farm for me and stuff. I'd even wear a cape.

[SqueegeeKid]

Yes!! A cape is what you'd need to conquer the world!!