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  • temps
    starcraft?
    • Aug 2002
    • 546
    #1

    A joke I felt like sharing.

    found it on www.jokedump.com
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    GOOD NEWS!
    Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism! They have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.



    BAD NEWS.
    With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels
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    • Kai
      #2
      Hahah, it's funny because I hate Canada. (no offense...aye?)

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        • Kevmaster
          Owners Group Div: Director
          • Oct 2001
          • 5475
          #3


          Ive seen this about 4 times on here

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            • FalconGuy016
              Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
              • Aug 2002
              • 6127
              #4
              lol this was already posted, but its still funny

              edit: didnt see that
              Hey
              AIM: FalconGuy016
              BANG!!!

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                • Python14
                  Norsk
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 3343
                  #5
                  What should you tell your girlfriend if she has two blackeyes?



                  Nothing.....You already told her twice.
                  BLOODY MURDER!

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                    • Greg98
                      Canada Kicks ***
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 163
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Kai
                      Hahah, it's funny because I hate Canada. (no offense...aye?)
                      heh he, funny thing too, because I hate America.
                      (no offense... right partner?)<---said like texas cowboy

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                        • BobTheCow63
                          IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 3832
                          #7
                          Hmm, looks like two big black eyes to me!!

                          Ya can't go wrong w/ the french jokes though.
                          Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

                          AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

                          Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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                            • Hasty8
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 1136
                              #8
                              Return to the free market. Get rid of all government regulations and let society make it's own decisions. Time and again the relaxing of government regulations has increased profits, innovation and the economy.

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                                • Mickster
                                  Registered User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 166
                                  #9
                                  HaHa

                                  Like the canadian one had my side in stitches

                                  Whats a blondes favourite nursery Rhyme?

                                  HumpMe DumpMe

                                  Powered by an Emag and RT

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                                    • Kai
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Greg98


                                      heh he, funny thing too, because I hate America.
                                      (no offense... right partner?)

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                                        • BTAutoMag
                                          AO's Problem Child
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 7199
                                          #11
                                          why did the baby cross the road...

                                          because he was stapled to the chicken...

                                          (so stupid, its funny)

                                          now one for the women


                                          why do doctors slap babies when theyre born...

                                          to knock the penis off the smart ones
                                          sigpic

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                                            • zen_dawg
                                              Registered User
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 239
                                              #12

                                              A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

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