Are women nuts?

[1stdeadeye]

Is it just me or are all women nuts?

It seems every women I know is just plain loco lately. My assistant at work makes a bunch of stupid jokes. I politely laugh and all of the sudden I am condecending. She yanks a report out of my hands gives me a wicked nasty paper cut (OUCH) and then says "It serves you right".

Tonight after Church, I take my wife and kids out to dinner. Nothing fancy, just the Italian Bistro (awesome gnocchi!!) On the drive home my wife starts with some good natured ribbing. I laugh a little and through a zinger back. It happened to mention weight. Now my wife is a lovely woman who is perfect! She freaks, I apologize and now am in the dog house! WHAT IS IT WITH WOMEN? They can dish it out, but not take anything back! Ugh!

Gotta run. Tonight I have to bathe the little ones and put them to bed!

[FalconGuy016]

I know somewhat

[Gotenks]

"At first I thought you were crazy, but I can clearly see your nuts!"

Ok, they tell us time and time again, we will never understand them.

You knew that, why make this thread?

Do you need a hug?

[Python14]

phew, I'm glad my girl doesn't pull anything like that

No, you are right. Heres a list of things my dad and I have compiled that we know about women. Combined, we have over 75 years expererience....

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enough said.

[personman]

Yea.. women are nuts...

And I'm a squirrel!

lol I know nothing about women.. ye they are kind of crazy..

[Blennidae]

I have found out that the "weight" issue is NEVER considered funny to women (at least my wife). I have to really surpress the urge to make a joke when she leaves an opportunity.

[FactsOfLife]

meh, women.

can't live with 'em, can't herd 'em all into Canada.

[Automaggin2]

Re: Are women nuts?

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
Is it just me or are all women nuts?

It seems every women I know is just plain loco lately. My assistant at work makes a bunch of stupid jokes. I politely laugh and all of the sudden I am condecending. She yanks a report out of my hands gives me a wicked nasty paper cut (OUCH) and then says "It serves you right".

Tonight after Church, I take my wife and kids out to dinner. Nothing fancy, just the Italian Bistro (awesome gnocchi!!) On the drive home my wife starts with some good natured ribbing. I laugh a little and through a zinger back. It happened to mention weight. Now my wife is a lovely woman who is perfect! She freaks, I apologize and now am in the dog house! WHAT IS IT WITH WOMEN? They can dish it out, but not take anything back! Ugh!

Gotta run. Tonight I have to bathe the little ones and put them to bed!

that time of month again, i dunno

[Load SM5]

Yep, nutty as a fruitcake. All women, my wife included, are unpredictable and prone to do a 360 at anytime they feel like it and expect you keep up. Keeps you on your toes.

That being said, I could'nt imagine life without my wife.

[Archangel Damien]

yes women are nuts but we drive them there

[Trench]

I may get flamed for this, and I am sorry but I am sorry I dont understand I guess, but...

THAT IS NO EXCUSE TOP BRING HELL TO OUR LIVES!

Jesus, it is always used as an excuse to do whatever in hell they want to do... And, if you notice... When they want something big they are ever-so convenantly on their WEEK!

[wimag]

yeah your wife is nuts. She bought you an X-Mag for you as a suprise right?

NEVER NEVER EVER say anything about a womens weight to their face unless you cant stand her or wanna piss of her husband/boyfriend.
They didnt tell you that part before you slipped the ring on eh?

[Demobilized]

Originally posted by Load SM5
Yep, nutty as a fruitcake. All women, my wife included, are unpredictable and prone to do a 360 at anytime they

Woudln't that be a 180?

[graycie]

women tend to be more irrational, sensitive, moody, etc. thats why men will never understand them. but seriously, i have that conversation with my bf quite frequently because i'll admit when i'm being moody, irrational,etc. he has learned how to deal with it and how to react.

at least most guys know not to mention the "weight" issue with women, even if you've been together forever. its a taboo topic, kinda like the words you shouldn't say to a guy (short, tiny, small, etc).you never know what mood they are in and how they are going to take it, somedays it will be funny somedays you can get a bad reaction.

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by wimag
yeah your wife is nuts. She bought you an X-Mag for you as a suprise right?

NEVER NEVER EVER say anything about a womens weight to their face unless you cant stand her or wanna piss of her husband/boyfriend.
They didnt tell you that part before you slipped the ring on eh?

Yes, she did buy me the X-Mag. I never said I don't love her. I love her with all of my heart. It is just sometimes all women drive you nuts. Whether they are your spouse, employee, friend, etc...

Why? Because they are nuts! Oh Yeah, I did not vote in this thread because I want everyone else's opnion.

BTW, I got an X-Mag, she got a trip to Vegas so she made out better on the gift thing!